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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Hot Trans Girl In Your Area Is Freezing | Warm her up with cuddles NOW or... idk your loss I guess
this machine ain't shi-
this edible kills fascists
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libs will scream about voting and how important local elections are, but literally like half the positions on my ballot did not have more than one fucking candidate. and I mean c'mon, voting for county sheriff??? lol. lmao. you're fucking funny
only candy this year. not a trace of fentanyl, even in the smarties. another Halloween ruined by antifa
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what's gender, you ask? oh that's simple, a gender is basically just a monoid in the category of endofunctors,
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orbital laser at reader
*gently taps you with orbital laser*
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HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
BLACK DRESSES COVERED MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
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@vultureculture i know right just the other day i got asked "what are you doing with my car" when i was clearly stealing the catalytic converter for drug money, but i guess neurotypicals wouldn't understand
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neurotypical people ask the weirdest fucking questions. "do you want to be friends" like idk, we've spoken for five minutes?? "why do you go out into the woods at night" umm like why not??? HUH?? you ever needed to clear your head and be in the presence of the holiest nature?? no of course you haven't, you need a spiritual journey or whatever to achieve that. honestly, get on my level
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vulture body
I shave-a da legs
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Remember to check your kids’ candy for drugs so you can have more drugs.
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LIVE
through the ditches
LAUGH
through the witches
LOVE
in the back of my dragula
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
sound is faster in water, that means your music will sound better underwater
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putting Joe Biden in a headlock and forcing him to say funny things on live television
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
