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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
@chillallmen@mastodon.social mhm try being gay without us sweetie, what do two tops even do lol
lewd, slimegirl discourse
@thufie please confirm or deny
lewd, slimegirl discourse
advantages to being slimegirl (by @thufie ):
- can be fucked anywhere, everywhere's a hole
- thicc slime lips do good succ
- absorb loved ones for maximum warmth
- partner gets to see where they've filled you up uwu
disadvantages to being slimegirl:
- literally none
@thufie i have the voice of an angel how dare you
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"ok boomer"
[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]
im lensbian and i love my wife sooo much h hhhhh
@thufie but babe... thats u
lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally)
@calm i dunno
keep it around and hope it figures out how to lay eggs?
lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally)
@calm i didn't think this could get more cursed but here we are
lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally)
@calm no i think you got it right
lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally)
in the spirit of 🍆 cocktoberfest 🍆 i will be sucking dick for the next 16 days, you can contact me on the 18th regarding this if you have questions or concerns
@thufie if you don't eat your gender, you can't have any presentation
mh-
why am i like this and how do i stop
@thufie gender superfluid
lewd and weird and probably heresy
sir this is a christian strip club i'm going to have to ask you to leave
420
"super saiyan vape rig" - @thufie
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lewd, clothing
I did a google to find a cheeky reply to jess but instead sent myself spiraling into a laughing fit
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absolutely horrible lewd post
@patience @cute@deadinsi.de tragically i did not take the opportunity to make a soul/sole pun. forgive me
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
