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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally satire because that is, um, impossible. It's now stated without irony.
"Just a few bad apples," when referring to police, conveniently ignoring the full aphorism ials actually: One bad apple *spoils the bunch.*
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@cute@deadinsi.de oh gosh oh heck that;s so cute <3
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which one of these ancient evil liches will die first
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@emsenn @OchotonidKnight @thufie the truth is out there
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@OchotonidKnight Ignoring OP and this I have a comment. @thufie
It is a failure of science that we don't have a definitive answer to "has there been sex in space."
How do we not know?! I thought scientist's whole deal was quantify all the things!
I hope we do know and it's just secret.
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@cute most extremely poor places do! the place i lived at had coal ash spill into the water bc of a hurricane and the city responded by bleaching the water.
we need a total overhaul of infrastructure. people have been chanting flint for 5 years now and nothing has happened because this problem is way bigger than is given credit
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@thufie Y'all seriously don't think 3 straight boys would be lewding it up in between radio communications while waiting for the launch window home? It's not gay if it happens in space, you know
also apollo-style capsules are quite small and there's not really any privacy, and there's no way they go the (3 months there + time on mars + 3 months back) without at least one clammy self-pleasure session in the LM
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who would have thought frank herbert was into orgasm denial but here we are
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I must not cum. Cum is the mind-killer. Orgasm is the little death which brings total obliteration. I will face my nut. I will permit it to wash over me. And when the cummies have gone I will turn the inner slut to its path. Where the jizz has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany against Nut, Dune
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@thufie THIS ASS WON'T EAT ITSELF MAGGOT! I WILL NOT BESMIRCH MY BELOVED CORPS WITH SOLDIERS WHO DO NOT FUCK FOR FREEDOM!
my gfs are cute and neoliberalism is bad
@hoppet its ok you can just @ me next time
politics
of course, this ignores the fact that voting isn't a particularly good avenue for changing things
politics
joe biden campaigns on a fundamentally conservative platform of "politics as usual" (read: nothing changing) and while this is good at appealing to the people who are interested in nothing changing (read: rich white cishet folks) some of us would like things to change, pal
centrist bullshit
hello fellow leftists, are you interested in some boybye? it's 💯 % lit! ( 🔥 )
free lesbian open source software
dysphoria, late night venting
i fucking hate this flesh prison, it's too needy and it's not the gender i ordered
dysphoria, late night venting
feel like pure shit rn, just want to be a cis girl tbh
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
