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forcibly ejected from the software development community after creating the C Online Compiler Kit and refusing to change its name

"so, to run this you need an emu"

"an emulator"

"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"

why tf did engineers call ports male and female when they could have called them innie and outie

dick joke 

foreskins are just dick hoodies cw dick joke send toot

why are most screens so fucking reflective, i hate it.
if i wanted a mirror, i would use a mirror

tbh it seems weird that there is this big religious divide between just two editors, why aren't there like 4.
i just started to use one because it was there and never bothered with the other

okay so there's a gnu image manipulation program fork called glimpse, but why isn't there one called simp

accessibility tooling, design 

for blind or vision impaired, having the application hide everything that the screen reader wouldn't see would be a great feature. you could think of this as a 'text' version of the application even, but spatially hiding elements and just position the text the screen reader would read over the elements would bypass the need to install a screen reader or learn to espeak (impossible if you're deaf too) as well as not give a sense of a sense of familiarity

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accessibility tooling, design 

it's (current year), why is it so hard for developers to make software accessible? it's ironic to think that software accessibility is inaccessible. it's something everyone wants to do, but it's just difficult to do. one thing that technology can actually help with is making things accessible and easy to do, so let's dream of what would be cool to have

accessibility snark 

affects abled people = core UI bug
affects disabled people = accessibility bug

router hacking, true sadness 

why would telstra pack this router with so much spyware jesus christ this reaffirms my position to never use closed source software

I put the four in foreskin cuz that's how much I got

i fucking hate recaptcha, i can never do it

220th birthday of john brown. happy birthday to a guy that did nothing wrong

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