Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

not to get mad horny or anything but holyshit foreskin play is a heart racer

sorry boss, no i didn't do uhh anything today. well you see, a federated network of queer communists collectively accused me of not having a ass

don't lose your children,

from each according to his game, to each according to his stop

what's the oldest "this information is correct as of" you've ever found while browsing the debian wiki

i just found "working configuration as of September 7, 2007" on an article that references linux kernel 2.6.21

SSH is a spiritual experience

radio

i don't rly like humans that much

Drugs & Wires is back! But at what cost. Look at all this stuff I had to draw. LOOK AT IT AND WEEP
https://www.drugsandwires.fail/dnwcomic/chapter-7-page-1/

headaches really are the worst system indicator... oh it hurts? hmm not enough water, too much thinking, not enough fresh air, just body going 'eh'..

@triz that oversized hoodie thing where your hoodie sleeves are long enough to cover your hands, but it's just your forearm foreskin

still periodically think about Sony clip “one-station radios” from the late 1980s, where you had one earphone/battery unit and tuned to different stations by *swapping physical cards* with art representing each station, and naturally the art is sick as hell

Gonna hook up with someone with a pp just so I can study how foreskins work

I fucking hate this surveillance state world we live in

video conferencing tip: you can map mic mute/unmute to a global hotkey! pactl list-sources to find out the index of your mic. then

pactl set-source-mute <idx> toggle

as far as i can tell:

1) when you walk up to a padlock, the game checks ONLY the current room!!! for ammo pickups

2) if there aren't any, and you have zero ammo, it spawns an ammo pickup somewhere in the room

3) walk up to the padlock, back to the pickup spot, toss the pickup into the hall outside, repeat this as many times as you want

4) go pick up your disgustingly large pile of ammo, enjoy