Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

Onions for breakfast lunch and dinner

tucking is origami of the dick and balls

The ghost of tea brewed and then forgotten

I was surprised that NYTimes still manages to detect Chrome Incognito mode (I thought Chrome had fixed that bug), so I dug in. How do they do it? It's actually pretty clever:

- Firefox: indexedDB throws an error in private browsing
- Safari: localStorage is disabled
- Edge/IE: indexedDB is null
- Chrome: estimate the available storage quota, if it's lower than ~125MB, then it's Incognito

The #garlic​s are coming!

Three little garlics peeking th…

This extremely round red boi was hanging out outside my kitchen window today

Can I interest you in some pawbs in these trying times?

Look at this silly little sausage roll.

been procrastinating real hard on my uni submission (yes I know https://humanparts.medium.com/laziness-does-not-exist-3af27e312d01 )

tomorrow will try get more things done then after that one more day till 27th 23:59

google images sometimes yields strange dividends

Latest blog from #OpenInsulin

https://openinsulin.org/how-much-will-it-cost-to-install-and-run-a-small-scale-insulin-production/

from their , live event will be Friday Feb 28, 2020

"On Friday, Open Insulin will go live on Youtube to present our new blog on insulin production cost. With a small scale production system no bigger than a dining table, 13,000 people with diabetes could be served and get insulin at $6/vial! "

Let's make a Linux distro that simulates the phone experience by just refusing to continue updating after two years and then you have to go to some forum and download a patched image for your computer built by someone called queefburglar69

scritch

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are releasing on the same day 😊

@cypnk The font choice is absolutely bang on.

it is currently the year 50 AU (anno unixae)

"hey son, it's finally time we had the talk...

"...about the changes to google's terms and conditions"

Fucking piece of shit. Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

"At first, the company's plan was to send a tow truck to tow the Prius a few miles closer to civilization, but that would be too easy. It appears GIG's customer service unhelpfully suggested Paul and her companion spend the night sleeping in the car and trying to start the car again the next morning."

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/02/driver-stranded-after-connected-rental-car-cant-call-home/