Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gla830WPBVU

This is brilliant

#unix #spreadsheets #shell

was talking about eye floaters with someone and I couldn't think of the phrase "vitreous humors" so I said "eye juice" instead

Rats can learn to drive tiny cars around an arena in exchange for a food reward. Their hormone levels suggest they seem to find going for a drive relaxing

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2220721-scientists-have-trained-rats-to-drive-tiny-cars-to-collect-food/

instructions for emailing microsoft word documents

1. don't
2. export it as pdf
3. email the pdf

thank's for coming to my ted talk

When it rains, the green lichen valleys of the tree trunks come alive with a forest of tiny mushrooms

Please reply with something beautiful you saw today <3

all patch notes should include a reminder that the app is y2k compliant

Deer are just sproingy cows

spent the better part of the day theming my phone's home screen...

You know, I'm honestly surprised that Disney hasn't tried to adapt Monkey Island to screen or something.

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Know your singular-theys!

- The gender-neutral (epicene) they
- The agender they
- The plural-individual they
- The animist they
- The speculative they look kind of queer so I'm gonna stay on the safe side they
- The oh god I can't remember names how the fuck am I gonna remember pronouns they

asimov's laws of robotics

honestly pretty cool how we link up magic crystals with metal energy directors to open harmonic channels in the fabric of reality that allow us to send each other cat videos