Gordon Freeman 🖲️ @theonefreeman@pixie.town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uG7sd-YPmE

this is a heavy metal cover of Simon and Garfunkel's sound of silence

i know that sounds ridiculous but it's actually fuckin awesome

It's easy to make large things fly. Zeppelins have proven to be capable of lifting large amounts of mass.

So, from that, we can attach large amounts of chemical filtering equipment, on a large, flying platform, to sift the air for unwanted chemicals. And at that point. . . at that point you may as well stylise the entire thing to look like a flying whale swimming through the sky, hoovering up the clouds and the air through their mouths. Skywhales, keeping your atmosphere clean!

just laid down and saw something darting and was like "oh no, a bug :(" but instead it was a tiny lizard and i feel at peace with the world knowing this .. hello tiny lizard i wish you well .. grow strong and healthy

I’m the hard recreational liquorice the government doesn’t want you to know about

Thank you Amazon music, for 'adding new audio+security features' which forced me to manually redownload every single individual song, and applying these 'features' in such a way as to over double the file size, making over half my music now impossible to keep downloaded despite having a 60gb SD card.

Innovation is at the HEART of Big Tech indeed 🙄

PSA:

Anyone: what have you been up to ser-

Me: did you know I don't use spotify

@silverspookgames oh my god. . . it's gonna be captcha driven, isn't it. "select all the tiles containing a missile launch". Someone gets it wrong and nukes get fired on a false positive before anyone can react.