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my poems might suck or be cringe but i made them with my brain noggin

the government says I have too many limbs to get disability

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VERIZON
STOP INSTALLING RANDOM BULLSHIT

i want to pour river water directly into the ai data rack

eat pond you thirsty fuck, and never come back

slightly cynical 

plague inc no longer accurate simulation because in real life the populus just does fucking nothing

comfirned my wine issues are from lack of Vulkan

1930s mobster voice: yous transgendy? ya gotta be pullin my leg? ey boss- she's a transgendy..! yeah i asked if she's bein a wise gurl but she's serious here. got them she/her pronies and everything!

halo is a totally serious video game series where mustard beef gives the covenant their bomb back manually by launching himself out an airlock

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now that I have a cooler head I can formulate a plan

halo: a series i have played for years continues to do new wacky shit

I exited a pelican and the pelican proceeded to get physics launched and damn near shot me into low orbit

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