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x220 review: this keyboard fucks
as compared to: shitty laptop keyboards

what is it about thinkpads that has made them so popular?

The message from the stars began the usual way, with simple symbols building up a vocabulary before the main content. But there was a preamble:

"Important! We only need to vent our annoyances. This is not a call for advice or tactical supernovae."

Then: "Ugh! The Zzta'tti are the worst! They..."

#microfiction #TootFic #vss #smallstories

Please please boost! March bills are about to hit. Short on money for food, credit card bills, and childcare among... well, everything else, lol.

Tysm for your help!!

#mutualaid #transmutualaid #queermutualaid

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🔞 shitpost, caps 

MY COCK IS MADE FROM NANOMACHINES JACK. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA *massive fucking cock appears with dramatic flair*

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*senator armstrong voice* IN MY AMERICA EVERY MAN WILL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE WHICH DICKS HE WILL SUCK, EVEN HIS OWN. NO MORE POINTLESS SEX, JACK.

🔞, boob!, boostable 

i present boob to the girl council

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