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im not a type writer im a doll writer there is a difference

olivettis cant shitpost

food, twine im writing 

I'm learning how to make fried rice in order to write about a shrimp chef this is not where I expected to end up this year so far.

All you have to do is follow these 37 steps with minimal instruction written in technical jargan, and you too can avoid the big bad tech companies!

why are phones so damn big and yet so damn fragile

Trans George Costanza: You're in the middle of a date and you *chanced* it?

Trans Jerry: They had the vibe of a "she"!! I didn't know!

Trans George: Unbelievable. You don't do the pronoun peek.

Trans Jerry: What's to peek?

Trans George: You go to the bathroom and check their socials on you phone! The pronouns are gonna be there somewhere

Trans Jerry: What if you haven't interacted online?

[Trans George gives Trans Jerry an "are you kidding me" look, audience laughs]

idealy id like to work as a writer or in a library or something like that.

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realizing i might not give a flying shit about working in tech at all

might make a twine under the theme "shrimp frying rice"

cant believe i re-entered my "working on a low-spec device" era but also yeah i believe it

wikipedia says all intels past 2008 have me but i can find no straight answer on "does the Intel Atom N455 have ME" besides "well it was made in 2010"

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rings lower than 0 shouldnt exist these days imo

however im the type of entity where if you say theres a small computer in my computer im going to want to take control of it for silly things

intel me "mimaras dice roller" port

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