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by the powers and beauty of nature!
*does a fancy spin, produces a bouquet out of nowhere*

by the powers and beauty of nature!
*does a fancy spin, produces a bouquet out of nowhere*

love having to ponder if i actually took my meds this morning or not thanks brain

I have a land map photo from NERV in my gallery that I can only remember finding funny somehow when i saw it at like 230 am, but I can't remember WHY it was funny so it just looks like a map to me now

is mimo good? this question unable to be answered by mimo, who thinks its actually bad for some reason

Raiden Fighters 2: Operation Hell Dive OST - Giant Enemy Area
Genre: some kind of hardcore techno/electronic

[ WARNING! APPROACHING MISSION TARGET! ]

youtube.com/watch?v=4M5xt61WDr

I've been struggling with this month's #MutualAidRequest but white libs fling my vent post around to virtue signal & expose me to bigots.
My goal is 400. Currently at 150. It's going to rain the next few days & I have Drs appts. Cats need litter. The geckos need bugs. I'd like to get my hubby a present for his birthday.
Buying my art will help next month
pictorem.com/profile/LunarRise

Cashapp/Venmo: spooniewolf
#DisabledCrowdfund #BlackTransMutualAid #photography #disability #MastoArt #reparations

🐹 Dan, you know coin-ops, I run a small business and would like some coin-ops in there, how does that happen?

🦝 That depends on the sort of coin-op.

PINBALL
🐑 The whitest man you've ever seen hands you a business card. After mulling it over you call the number and a pinball machine shows up. It develops a fault within three days. Within two weeks you have eight machines and weekly tournaments, during which your bar is full to capacity but nobody buys any beer. Two of these machines work at any given time.

FRUIT MACHINE / GAMBLING
🐻 A large stranger turns up with a large cabinet. He places it somewhere inconvenient, plugs it in, points at the plug, says "See that? Touch that, you're fucking dead," and leaves. You mind your own business.

JAPANESE RHYTHM GAMES
🐿 These are delivered by a trans woman you met on Discord. She brings five friends to help. Setup takes longer than planned and you want to close and go home. They offer to finish the job and lock up. In the morning they're still updating firmware. Their pizza boxes attract mice. You have to remind them periodically that they're not allowed to sleep here.

ARCADE / VIDEO, GOLDEN AGE
🐨 A man in his fifties asks if you want a Pac-Man. You say sure. Next week there's a Pac-Man, all good. The week after, it glitches out, and he puts in a 60-in-1 emulation board as a temporary measure while he fixes the Pac-Man board. The 60-in-1 brings in way more money. You feel you have to persuade him not to fix the legit board. This discussion becomes far more heated than the situation warrants.

ARCADE / VIDEO, 90's
🐍 These are delivered by a green-haired guy you met on Discord. There's no firmware to update but he still brings five friends and wants to sleep there. The Japanese rhythm games lady is his ex but they're on friendly terms.

CRANE / CLAW PRIZE GAMES
🐐 These are delivered by a big hard-faced woman with places to be, but not so quickly she doesn't pause for a cigarette before unloading the truck. She explains the scam and you would prefer if she hadn't; you feel robbed of your innocence and complicit in something seedy. You ask her to set the payout as high as possible, to soothe your conscience. As she pours cuddly toys from a big black bin bag she tells you people have more fun if it doesn't win as often, but if you really wanted, she could set it to give a toy every time and you would both still make money. She smiles as she says this, and calls you "Honey." You feel dirty.

GUMBALL / BULK VENDING
Scenario 1: 🦊 a man in his fifties with a moustache and Willy Wonka energy talks you into a single gumball machine and then two months later you're selling Pokemon cards.
Scenario 2: 🐺 a man in his seventies arrives with a small girl in a brown vest. He says 🐺 Go on honey, ask. She mumbles something about how her 🐇 troupe's raising money and can we please put one of these on the counter please. He says 🐺 good job honey. He has a kind and careworn face. Thirty years ago he told a man "Touch that, you're fucking dead."

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