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white unemployed autistic transfemme seeking help with funds for bills+transition stuff
i can make simple pixel art stuff and im making a zine on wardriving as well as some flip phone stuff
kofi in my profile

how to be magical girl
it is very simple
be gay do crime

an ally you say?
kofi is in my profile

should I make a Zine about what bluejacking is/was among other neat digital things you can do like passive wardriving?

this artifact is a benign seal who helps with obtaining high scores
cherish him, for he is powerful and goofy

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look at this solar-panel carrying Docomo model this is so adorably blue

microfiction, polite interrogation scene 

She entered the room. He couldn't see her very well but as she got closer he saw the dress. A very beautiful dress. Very weird for the sterile room they were in.

she got close to the table, her hands entering the light. He saw the finger joints...doll-like, like a prosthetic hand styled like a toy puppet. It was uncanny but yet beautifully delicate and smooth looking.

"I have one question, and one question only."

He wondered what she wanted. Company credit card details, passwords, logins?

"Who is the CEO?"

He froze. That had become a closly guarded secret of the corporation after the string of strange deaths of various oil execs across the world.

"Who is the CEO?" She asked again, in the same calming tone of voice. Though it sounded calming, it didnt make him less tense.

"Are you ok?" She asked, head cocking to one side. "I can get you some tea if you are thirsty."

His mind spun with ideas. Was this a test of his loyalty? He wondered if this was the company testing him. He worried for his life.

"You do know they don't care about you or your loyalty."

How did she know?

"Tell me the name, and I will make sure you remain unharmed."

He thought carefully. If they truely meant to give him protection then he could finally be free.

He spoke the name.
He swore she smiled in the darkness beyond the dim lamp.

"Thank you. You may stay or leave, it is up to you. If you need anything, simply ask."

She bowed, and left the room.

lesbian problems need lesbian solutions

Hacking is not just a lifestyle
its a survival trait

open for compliment 

hey ur cute

you enter a room. Theres a BED in the corner. Theres a BLAHAJ on the bed. theres a GIRL sleeping in the bed.

i dont struggle with same sex attraction im actually quite good at it

snale race,,,,
woahhhh,,,,,,

*hops up onto table*
*knocks your twitter crossposter to the floor, breaking it, while looking you in the eyes*

mutual aid post v2 

hey
I uh
am very low on funds
and i have kofi and the ability to make tiny icons and stuff
white transfemme chiptune and pixel artist
kofi in my profile
no albumns out yet but I'm learning to use LSDJ on gameboy so it might be a hot minute before I get anything out

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hi birdsite folks welcome to fedi.
- mastodon.social isnt the "big place" or central server.
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