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"Dial 1 if you wish this caller to reach you directly now, and in the future. Dial 2 if you wish to send this caller to voicemail now and forevermore. Dial 3 to send this caller to the torture menus, now and forevermore. Dial 4 to send this caller to a polite "don't call" menu, now and forevermore. Dial 5 to allow this caller to come straight thru to you in the future, but just this once, send them to voicemail."

*️⃣ Asterisk sound 'priv-callee-options.wav'
📦 From package 'asterisk-core-sounds'
🇦🇺 Spoken in Australian English

collective broomstick up the ass straight into the sun

encountered an assailant
Orchid
be attitude for gains:
1. bug heart
2. cuddle touch
3. precision distraction

seeing my full face is a priviledge, not a right

"wow ur so young at heart" thanbks its the trauma

sleeping inside the mech cockpit and its raining outside asmr

shouting, begging, pleading from the roofstops stop calling it content you are an artist, a writer, a voice actor, a video editor, etc. you are not a "content creator". such souless words by corporations infesting our beautiful lives

12.8mb file "reasons why we should date.txt"

shitpost, "you" 

youve slain dragons
saved the world
repeled the invaders

but

now you must conquer......
the tummy ache

bad apple as played on the visor of a robotgirl

"sir where did all our commas go"
"the goddamn girlthings used them all up"

the robot polycule and their plushie girlfriend

i dont suffer from head empty im actually really good at it

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