Blahaj is no longer ikea
it is something beyond simple mortal "corporations"
an egregore created from the worldwide recognization as a trans symbol and the gay energy of pretty much every transbian on the planet.
a benevolent creature only seeking to bring calmness, peace, and good rest to those that encounter it.
shitposting about myself, long
Kona's adventures making computers make things happen that really shouldnt be happening
starring:
- "fuck it I'll connect it to serial"
- the arm architecture (and leg)
- gayposting
- being angry at nothing in particular
- powerpc architecture
- bootleg tower of power
- a dissassembled Dell laptop with a core 2 duo
- bitching about Vulkan
- a suprising amount of sd cards
- dangerous dd use
- yelling at things
- the Nintendo Gameboy Advance
- Butterfly from Hell (evaccaneer doom)
- "i rate it 1/10 because I can't hang a keychain from it"
- Telnet, too much of it
- Complete lack of security on LAN
- Vita Nuova's Inferno on the Nintendo DS
- RAM cheezit
- 🥺
- Plan 9, 10, AND 11
- "what do you mean I need root"
- disturbing ammounts of javascript
- the Panasonic Toughbook CF-31
- Pong
- The Nintendo Game and Watch (Ball)
- abuse of Oracle Virtualbox and QEMU
- Blindly reading manuals
- Dissing Windows every chance I get
- the Tupperware 1L water bottle
- trans things (tm)
- mysterious lack of blahaj
- Maruchan Instant Lunch
white unemployed autistic transfemme seeking help with funds for bills+transition stuff
i can make simple pixel art stuff and im making a zine on wardriving as well as some flip phone stuff
kofi in my profile
this artifact is a benign seal who helps with obtaining high scores
cherish him, for he is powerful and goofy
hi! im mimo (she/it), the eccentric dolly princess! interests include plushies, dress up, bugs, making toys, and playing games of most types! sometimes doing sigils or other magical things. Joined by its beetle assistant, Oakley
Sal (she/her): Maiden Of The Eternal Garden 🌱 Cooking, reading, flowers. uses "S:" when posting. An actual plant woman. Often helping Mimo.
Vessel facts:
White, 20s, plural (but often working as one), polyamorous, pan, neurodivirgent. generally queer as hell
Speaks: English, very very simple Japanese (bits and pieces and words, cannot read well yet!)
if we do something bad please let us know
follow requests are vibes usually
Avatar: Erimi Mushibami from Kakegurui
Banner: Reco flying on a big beetle, with many smaller colorful bugs flying with her