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shitposting about myself, long 

Kona's adventures making computers make things happen that really shouldnt be happening
starring:
- "fuck it I'll connect it to serial"
- the arm architecture (and leg)
- gayposting
- being angry at nothing in particular
- powerpc architecture
- bootleg tower of power
- a dissassembled Dell laptop with a core 2 duo
- bitching about Vulkan
- a suprising amount of sd cards
- dangerous dd use
- yelling at things
- the Nintendo Gameboy Advance
- Butterfly from Hell (evaccaneer doom)
- "i rate it 1/10 because I can't hang a keychain from it"
- Telnet, too much of it
- Complete lack of security on LAN
- Vita Nuova's Inferno on the Nintendo DS
- RAM cheezit
- 🥺
- Plan 9, 10, AND 11
- "what do you mean I need root"
- disturbing ammounts of javascript
- the Panasonic Toughbook CF-31
- Pong
- The Nintendo Game and Watch (Ball)
- abuse of Oracle Virtualbox and QEMU
- Blindly reading manuals
- Dissing Windows every chance I get
- the Tupperware 1L water bottle
- trans things (tm)
- mysterious lack of blahaj
- Maruchan Instant Lunch

white unemployed autistic transfemme seeking help with funds for bills+transition stuff
i can make simple pixel art stuff and im making a zine on wardriving as well as some flip phone stuff
kofi in my profile

how to be magical girl
it is very simple
be gay do crime

should I make a Zine about what bluejacking is/was among other neat digital things you can do like passive wardriving?

this artifact is a benign seal who helps with obtaining high scores
cherish him, for he is powerful and goofy

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microfiction, polite interrogation scene 

She entered the room. He couldn't see her very well but as she got closer he saw the dress. A very beautiful dress. Very weird for the sterile room they were in.

she got close to the table, her hands entering the light. He saw the finger joints...doll-like, like a prosthetic hand styled like a toy puppet. It was uncanny but yet beautifully delicate and smooth looking.

"I have one question, and one question only."

He wondered what she wanted. Company credit card details, passwords, logins?

"Who is the CEO?"

He froze. That had become a closly guarded secret of the corporation after the string of strange deaths of various oil execs across the world.

"Who is the CEO?" She asked again, in the same calming tone of voice. Though it sounded calming, it didnt make him less tense.

"Are you ok?" She asked, head cocking to one side. "I can get you some tea if you are thirsty."

His mind spun with ideas. Was this a test of his loyalty? He wondered if this was the company testing him. He worried for his life.

"You do know they don't care about you or your loyalty."

How did she know?

"Tell me the name, and I will make sure you remain unharmed."

He thought carefully. If they truely meant to give him protection then he could finally be free.

He spoke the name.
He swore she smiled in the darkness beyond the dim lamp.

"Thank you. You may stay or leave, it is up to you. If you need anything, simply ask."

She bowed, and left the room.

Hacking is not just a lifestyle
its a survival trait

you enter a room. Theres a BED in the corner. Theres a BLAHAJ on the bed. theres a GIRL sleeping in the bed.

i dont struggle with same sex attraction im actually quite good at it

snale race,,,,
woahhhh,,,,,,

*hops up onto table*
*knocks your twitter crossposter to the floor, breaking it, while looking you in the eyes*

mutual aid post v2 

hey
I uh
am very low on funds
and i have kofi and the ability to make tiny icons and stuff
white transfemme chiptune and pixel artist
kofi in my profile
no albumns out yet but I'm learning to use LSDJ on gameboy so it might be a hot minute before I get anything out

Welcome to Fedi! Some quick notes! 

hi birdsite folks welcome to fedi.
- mastodon.social isnt the "big place" or central server.
- nfts dont fly here period. full fucking stop.
- please cw nudes and stuff, theres kids here. also kids are people too, unless you have a good reason (like primarily posting lewds or nudes) try not to exclude.
- clout doesn't exist here, dont pick fights lest you find yourself ousted
- read people's bios before following
- at least tell us your pronouns
- you're not a refugee
- if you're homophobic, transphobic, or whatever you might as well just leave now, spare us your petty whining.
- enjoy yourself here
- hashtags are ok to use and encouraged like which is cat posting on Saturday usually
- mh means "mental health" and ph means "physical health"
- please be respectful and remember that we are all creatures here, human or not
- caption ur pictures (i have blind followers so i try not to boost pictures that aren't described either in post text or the cursor hover box)
other experienced fedi users can add on to this or correct things i got wrong

mutual aid request 

i guess its my turn to ask for help:
im a white, trans-femme chiptune artist thats running low on funds and is seeking some help.
my monthly payments right now:
college tuition bullshit(basically debt from daring to try higher education): $50
phone bill: $30

i would appreciate greatly if anybody could help me in any way until i get a stable source of income (either from music or part time job or something).

Im trying to get beep borps and meep morps (chiptune music) out soon for debut but my janky computer is not helping with that much.

my kofi is linked in my fedi profile!
:boost_requested:

gonna be rebuilding my exocortex properly this time with scripts to pull weather among other things

todo:
1. weather pulling script/oneliner
2. calibre rss stuff (set to convert to text)

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