mimo! @lyncia@pixie.town

i got to play orange juice with friends yesterday and its really goofy

anyway back to things that matter to me

whatever. we'll see how it all pans out.

though the wording of "certified devices" makes me think its only going to affect stock devices and not people like me running custom roms with no gapps

google can eat my entire ass i have at least three pdas at the ready

i will absolutely just buy a palm tx and throw my docs onto it if i absolutely have to

so what does this cert bullshit mean for devices not even running google play

like for fucks sake i cant just carry a laptop everywhere, and all my other options are just even more jank.

fuck your power hungry nonsense

whatever im sure this is all null and void since i have root

palm pda

sigh sigh

sorry but your program doesnt collect us enough data as per Google's best practices and so we wont be certifying you. we will keep your photo id and draw funny mustache on it though

gooby! today i will make silly programs in smallbasic

@sys64738 holding hands with my computer (gay)

google should not be allowed to tell me how i should use my handheld computer

wait so would the google cert thing theyre forcing app devs into even apply to devices without gapps?

i have a dino nugget plushie his name is nugget