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@byte @0x4d6165 "linux of high quality" is a sentence that apparently tickles my brain is a funny way

@0x4d6165 i noticed that on my x220 on the bottom, little holes with a pictograph of a keyboard and a water droplet

x220 review: this keyboard fucks
as compared to: shitty laptop keyboards

what is it about thinkpads that has made them so popular?

now everyone knows you have a thinkpad

plushie pile plushie pile plushie pile

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less hassle than a necklace chain tbh

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🔞, toys 

mmmnnffff, vibrators

The message from the stars began the usual way, with simple symbols building up a vocabulary before the main content. But there was a preamble:

"Important! We only need to vent our annoyances. This is not a call for advice or tactical supernovae."

Then: "Ugh! The Zzta'tti are the worst! They..."

#microfiction #TootFic #vss #smallstories

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MY COCK IS MADE FROM NANOMACHINES JACK. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA *massive fucking cock appears with dramatic flair*

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*senator armstrong voice* IN MY AMERICA EVERY MAN WILL BE ABLE TO CHOOSE WHICH DICKS HE WILL SUCK, EVEN HIS OWN. NO MORE POINTLESS SEX, JACK.

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