im so tired of computational progress at all costs
and software always being so slow

please upgrade from your perfectly serviceable machine, we wish to run more javascript

@lyncia firefox froze when we were writing a long comment complaining about this stuff
so instead we'll just say:
a software update is when you install a new program and pretend like it's the same as the old program

@lyncia
we wish to one day install the final versions of programs we use

that's it, all the errors were fixed, all the features were added. no more updates. the program is finally completely implemented.