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- pronouns
- they/them, it/its, de/le oder es/deren
- age
- 28
posts about feelings sometimes
gender egoist
anti-essentialist
anarchist weirdo
neuroqueer
is an identity crisis
healthn't
many
please tell me things directly instead of passively if possible
Joined Jun 2019
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why dresses don't have pockets
1. Get a dress with pockets
2. get some heavy rocks and put them in the dress
3. spin around really fast for a while, until the rocks are really soaring
4. undo the arm straps or whatever while you spin
5. DUCK under the dress fast enough for it to come off and let the momentum of the spin send the rocks + dress flying off into the air
6. get good enough at doing this that you can destroy your enemies this way and demolish the patriarchy
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Regulatory Bodies: “ADHD medication is highly addictive”
#ADHD Folks: “Wait… did I take my pills?"
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So.
Unless you do The Work, you are under the thrall of racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and ableist ideas that have been bombarding your subconscious before you knew what your own name is.
You can't fake having done The Work.
A polite, genteel affect will not save you.
The Work is the Truth.
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I'm developing a REAL PROBLEM with people who share voice notes or images instead of text.
Example 1) Dr's receptionist sends me a looooooooong voice note of office noise, and somebody reading her a number, which she then repeats to me, quickly followed by a text that says "that's the authorisation number".
Umm. OK. Why not just text me the number? Since you sent me a text anyway?
Example 2) Neighbourhood trustees share all their communications in the Whatsapp group as images of text on a pretty background, so we can't copy numbers or addresses, or easily search for a particular message.
When I query this, the head of the trustees tells me "just do an image search"
And when I query that he sends me a screenshot of how to access media posted in the group.
phonecall anxiety
@amber
sounds like a metaphor for phonecalls to my anxiety.
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cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts
they don't know the secret:
clears throat
meow
very pessimistic answer
@Sorl
because hope is usually lying to oneself?
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the roomba doesn't know where it is because it doesn't know where it isn't
psych stuffs
Greetings from grippy sock jail everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful summer.
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lewd nonsense
Freud's hypothesis of penis envy stems from his suppressed subconscious desire to suck a girl's cock
@Sorl sleep well
funposting, death
@thufie
a less than lethal golfer dispersal cannon implies the existence of a more than lethal golfer dispersal cannon.
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being autistic is good actually
funposting, death
@thufie
in hopes they die when jumping on their head.
kink question (restraints)
@asterisk
bag over the hands maybe?
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gender shitpost
he she and they are your starter genders, you have to find the other ones in tall grass
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anarchist whose pronouns are "may/hem"
@loren
uhmmmm, making smol hovercrafts maybe. but thats pretty much it.
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Some good reasons to use Subjects / Content Warnings here on the fedi
It lets people opt-in to reading whatever you're discussing.
It allows people with traumas and triggers time to reflect before opening something.
You can use them to set up joke punchlines.
Instead of putting "🧵 2/??" or whatever at the bottom of your posts, you can put the post number in the subject field instead and it makes your thread easier to navigate.
Collapsed posts take up way less space on the timeline, making it easier to navigate.
People will still read your posts (I promise okay?), and opting in to reading something is more meaningful than being forced to read it anyway.
Subjects / Content Warnings are well supported across pretty much all fedi software.
Please add Subject / CW to your posts!
- pronouns
- they/them, it/its, de/le oder es/deren
- age
- 28
posts about feelings sometimes
gender egoist
anti-essentialist
anarchist weirdo
neuroqueer
is an identity crisis
healthn't
many
please tell me things directly instead of passively if possible
Joined Jun 2019
