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weird luck, exercise, latin, cursing 

@SehrLesbisch
*kate bush singing about hills in the background*

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why dresses don't have pockets 

1. Get a dress with pockets

2. get some heavy rocks and put them in the dress

3. spin around really fast for a while, until the rocks are really soaring

4. undo the arm straps or whatever while you spin

5. DUCK under the dress fast enough for it to come off and let the momentum of the spin send the rocks + dress flying off into the air

6. get good enough at doing this that you can destroy your enemies this way and demolish the patriarchy

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Regulatory Bodies: “ADHD medication is highly addictive”

#ADHD Folks: “Wait… did I take my pills?"

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So.
Unless you do The Work, you are under the thrall of racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and ableist ideas that have been bombarding your subconscious before you knew what your own name is.
You can't fake having done The Work.
A polite, genteel affect will not save you.
The Work is the Truth.

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I'm developing a REAL PROBLEM with people who share voice notes or images instead of text.

Example 1) Dr's receptionist sends me a looooooooong voice note of office noise, and somebody reading her a number, which she then repeats to me, quickly followed by a text that says "that's the authorisation number".

Umm. OK. Why not just text me the number? Since you sent me a text anyway?

Example 2) Neighbourhood trustees share all their communications in the Whatsapp group as images of text on a pretty background, so we can't copy numbers or addresses, or easily search for a particular message.

When I query this, the head of the trustees tells me "just do an image search"

And when I query that he sends me a screenshot of how to access media posted in the group.

#WTAF #WhatTheHell #AmICrazy? #TimeForACupOfTea

phonecall anxiety 

@amber
sounds like a metaphor for phonecalls to my anxiety.

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cishet techbros think fedi is failing because nobody interacts with their posts

they don't know the secret:

clears throat

meow

very pessimistic answer 

@Sorl
because hope is usually lying to oneself?

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the roomba doesn't know where it is because it doesn't know where it isn't

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If I can give one piece of life advice:

Whenever someone geeks about something in front of you, or admits an 'embarrassing' interest, just say:

"That sounds AMAZING. I don't know anything about that. Tell me about it."

Then just listen.

Not once in my life have I regretted it.

psych stuffs 

Greetings from grippy sock jail everyone. I hope you all have a wonderful summer.

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lewd nonsense 

Freud's hypothesis of penis envy stems from his suppressed subconscious desire to suck a girl's cock

funposting, death 

@thufie
a less than lethal golfer dispersal cannon implies the existence of a more than lethal golfer dispersal cannon.

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Hallo trans* und nicht-binäre Geeks und Nerds,
wir wollen am 16.06. abends in Bremen den Film TransGeek zeigen und sind auf der Suche nach einer neurodivergenten Person, die mit uns auf dem Podium über trans*, nicht-binär und Geek-/Nerdkultur reden möchte. Insbesondere würden wir gerne über Geek-/Nerdkultur und Spezialinteressen reden. Infos zum Film: transgeekmovie.net

PS: Wir haben natürlich ein Budget für Reisekosten, Übernachtung und Honorar.

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funposting, death 

@thufie
in hopes they die when jumping on their head.

kink question (restraints) 

@asterisk
bag over the hands maybe?

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gender shitpost 

he she and they are your starter genders, you have to find the other ones in tall grass

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