Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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video game recommendations?
I’m gonna be extra sick for at least 2 wks, might as well get some dopamine as a treat.
Looking for game recs which meet the criteria
Req:
- easy or story mode, ideally changeable difficulty at any point
- subtitles
- accessibility options including no bright flickering lights
- unlikely to drown or fall and die
- PS5 or Switch
Fav games:
- Horizon Series
- Journey
- Ghost of Tsushima
- ACNH and the Sims (decorating/dress up)
- Hades
- Gris
- Stray
- Dream Daddy
Computer touchers shitpost about gremlins and shit when tech mysteriously fails, and I wonder how much of historical folklore is just this exact same thing happening for other stuff and some people taking the shitpost a little bit too seriously
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Every Tesla is a surveillance device. This is worth knowing regardless of whether you plan to engage in protest activity.
This chart shows the locations and ranges of the cameras, presuming they have an unobstructed view.
Fashion tips for preserving your privacy around Teslas:
Hey @hosting, I reported a mass spammer to you like 4 hours ago and they're still spamming people all over the place. What gives?
Surely you don't have such big moderation coverage gaps, given that you're running an open-signup instance?
Yeah okay I guess I'm done with talking on Matrix for today, if the server can't manage to process my messages in less than 10 minutes
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Honestly why doesn't all restaurants have bondage rope and heavy duty batteries as an addon with your food
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Browsing the Danish food ordering app Just Eat and there's a "self care" shop that you can have bondage rope and fluffy handcuffs delivered from every day 9 am to midnight 
There is not a lot of software that is so bad that it makes me viscerally angry but Synapse fucking manages it
*inches forever closer to solving all the dependencies on their todo list for "installing GotoSocial"*
food (vegan)
These vegan spinach-cheese schnitzels are so good that I just siphoned one off from cooking dinner for someone else, just to have one as a snack
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What's that one TV show where, if you find out someone hasn't seen it, you get all excited and tell them they HAVE to check it out?
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leftist shitpost
Liberal: I want to have imperialism abroad!
Fascist: we can have imperialism at home.
meta about the libgen LLM thing
I guess I'm going to be learning things about a lot of people soon, by looking at whether they focus their anger on the "libgen existing" part or the "LLM companies using it for profit" part
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If you’re affected by the IETF LLC’s inaction, or just find the body in charge for designing the Internet we all rely on to be in the wrong here; I invite you to sign my open letter to the board: https://boycott-ietf127.org
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The IETF LLC thinks it’s reasonable to continue holding meetings in the US, whilst the safety of many attendees is in danger there
Discussion starts at 1:57:00 https://www.youtube.com/live/0l_QTKtBN3w
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uspol
reminder that whenever the gop complains about "censorship" what they always always mean is "you're making me feel bad about being a white supremacist." when they say that universities shouldn't be able to "indoctrinate" students, what they always always mean is "you shouldn't be able to tell people that white supremacy is bad." it is never a good faith argument and it should never be treated as such
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“bsky”? wow, the misskey forks sure are proliferating.
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"i'm here, on the severed floor of lumon. i don't know who i am or how i got here."
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steven hawking's time traveler party is obvious ruse to steal a time machine. if you show up the only thing waiting for you is a detail of goons with baseball bats
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
