Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
Feel free to flirt, but if you want to actually meet up and/or do something with me, lewd or otherwise, please tell me explicitly or I won't realize :) I'm generally very open to that sort of thing!
Further boundaries: boosts are OK (including for lewd posts), DMs are open. But the devil doesn't need an advocate; I'm not interested in combative arguing in my mentions. I am however happy to explain things in-depth when asked non-combatively.
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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Welcome to Mastodon! Here's a helpful legend to get you acquainted with all the icons:
✰ = Mark as read
🔖 = Mark as read and then forget about it
⇄ = Like
↰ = "Hated this post and need the OP to know it"
🧭 = No one knows what this is for, file a bug report with the upstream project if you figure it out
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Wisdom From A Friend: "success looks exactly the same as failure the first (random number between 100 and 100,000) times you try"
Well said! XD
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Oh hey my employer matches charitable donations to registered charities! So from now until the end of the year I will match up to $5,000 CAD (which my employer will then ALSO match) of donations to any:
- abortion fund providing direct support to abortion seekers
- trans rights org
- direct aid for Palestine
- bail fund
- housing justice org
- harm reduction org
I will 2x the match if it’s Canadian. DM me a receipt! If you donate more than $100 I’ll also send you a meme! My meme game is epic.
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Does anyone here on fedi work for a (preferably small) online retailer, and want to pull some strings internally to get me a price feed? I don't really care what format it is in, and country doesn't matter either. 
I'm trying to make a non-commercial product price comparison site (I'm absolutely sick of the affiliate spam everywhere and "just use Amazon" isn't good for society either) and it's extremely difficult to find public price feeds for anything.
The point here is to have a credible place to point people at when they ask "okay so where do I buy $thing then" that isn't itself a store, because monopolization is bad for everyone and 'ease of search in one place' is a big part of why people use Amazon. But writing price scrapers is taking forever!
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Networking!!!
I used to naively think networking would be a neat way to meet people with common experiences and interests and make friends! Yay!
Heh, silly fox 
“Networking” is either:
1) one of us wants to sell the other something
2) one of us wants a job at the other’s company
Like, that’s it. And you have to play this weird friendly chatty game pretending it’s neither of the above the whole time!
So weird and gross
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forever caught between “I wish I had more friends to talk to I’m lonely” and “I can’t possibly respond to everyone it’s too overwhelming”
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I found out the other day that "penguin" in Mandarin Chinese is literally "business goose" and I haven't been able to think about anything else
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Be careful booking hotels - when we got a room for my grandma's funeral, we called the number listed on the Google business page, Turns out Expedia had hijacked the page and pretended to be the hotel's front desk when I called. Charged us a higher rate than we would've paid had we reached the front desk.
I reported the charge as fraud and my bank is getting me a refund, and I've spoken to the actual hotel to pay them the correct amount directly.
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Okay so according to hCaptcha's support there is no way to get a different kind of puzzle. If you're confronted with this unintelligible AI-generated nonsense you're basically just not able to access whatever site you were trying to use.
I don't think it's possible to score lower in accessibility at this point.
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Question for my game developer friends out there (please also feel free to boost/share widely!): why do indie games still tend to be closed source, especially compared to indie app ecosystems where there are thriving open source communities?
That’s obviously a super broad question, but I’m open to broad perspectives. :) I’m especially interested in hearing from folks who have been actively involved in video game design, development, publishing, etc.
Inspired by another post, a lot of FOSS projects need to learn the difference between "this problem needs money to solve" and "my approach at solving this problem needs money to be possible".
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grumbly meta
The fund to hire a trust & safety person for Masto has, in 24h, gotten enough money to pay my bills for two years.
People throwing money at a white techbro who has consistently NOT had the 'protection of diverse communities' and the 'prioritising of moderation tools' on his agenda since 2016, while myriad projects like blocklist tools and forks of masto with stronger moderation capabilities led by Black and queer folks have been barely scraping by.
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Antiblackness is the root of transphobia part eleventy bajillion
https://www.out.com/gay-athletes/jk-rowling-transphobic-speech-barbra-banda
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@robinhood it's amazing how far a Willingness To Click Everything will get you into an IT career
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“Wow you’re good at computers”
“I just click everything”
“But how did you know which menu it was?”
“I just click everything”
“But then you were able to find the correct thing in the drop-down”
“I just click everything”
“How did you learn the new system so fast?”
“I just click everything”
“You must have some deep systems knowledge”
“I just click everything”
Today in more obscure news: the manufacturer of the de-facto standard municipal trashbin in the Netherlands, has declared bankrupcy
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Actually, come to think of it
Maybe decent Fedi software + migration path is too big an ask for one programmer/team
Maybe the real way to defeat website boy is:
Masto migration software that takes your Masto database and converts it to its closest functioning approximation but for other already-existing Fedi software
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
Feel free to flirt, but if you want to actually meet up and/or do something with me, lewd or otherwise, please tell me explicitly or I won't realize :) I'm generally very open to that sort of thing!
Further boundaries: boosts are OK (including for lewd posts), DMs are open. But the devil doesn't need an advocate; I'm not interested in combative arguing in my mentions. I am however happy to explain things in-depth when asked non-combatively.
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
