Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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crowdstrike QT
we live in a meritocracy. people move up the ladder because of their skills and hard work. nobody gave it to me I had to earn it. do you know how many outages it took for me to build this kind of skillset?
RE: https://infosec.exchange/users/littlealex/statuses/112813425122476301
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Proton Mail is now AI bullshit. Pass it on.
https://pivot-to-ai.com/2024/07/18/proton-mail-goes-ai-security-focused-userbase-goes-what-on-earth/
Please boost.
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fedi mods and admins
was your very first moderation action for an account on mastodon.social?
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I've expressed this before on multiple occasions, but why are finance people and cybersecurity people allowed to use technical jargon as if we all should know what they mean but scientists aren't?
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Okay for real tho I live in a student town and it’s SO extremely obviously all the girls in their early twenties are dressing like trans girls did 10-15 years ago. I had no idea I was so ahead of the curve back then lol
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This #CrowdStrike thing is as close as Fedi gets to the World Cup
noclipping into MP4 files
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInps7ViawA
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NOU SCHREEF IK TOEVALLIG EENS EEN STUKJE over de kwetsbaarheid van onze samenleving nav onze afhankelijkheid van computers. https://berthub.eu/articles/posts/publicspaces-digitale-autonomie-7-juni-2024/
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Does anyone have a physical copy of Edge #398 (July, Hades 2 cover) that can do me a solid?
I'm after a scan of page 14, first page of the As Dusk Falls article, around 1200 x 1500 in size. The digital PDF is missing it 😤
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quickly writing a script that halts the system, setting up a systemd timer that runs it after 20 minutes, and deploying to all my NixOS machines in solidarity
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@ryanc UA strings are like Game of Thrones lineages:
“Mozilla, fifth of their name, born to MSIE and Windows NT in the 6.2nd year of their reign; of fair complexion and compatible rendering. Parent to two children, their names being Gecko and Webkit. Died in their 24th year of wounds sustained in a corporate merger.”
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Now's a good time to do that risky IT maintenance or downtime requiring work. You can just blame it on of many other outages going on
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@babe Well... shitposting is the "band playing while titanic sinks" of our time, no?
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Everybody: 😱 theoretical supply chain attacks in Open Source 🙀
Crowdstrike: Hold my beer, let's deploy on Friday 😎
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I would just like to confirm to everyone that I absolutely DID NOT mishear #CrowdStrike as #CloudStrike this morning.
Definitely not.
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You know something bad is happening when all of the most steadfastly serious infosec people on here start shitposting
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To be fair to Crowdstrike, they've probably stopped a lot of cyber attacks happening today
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
