Sven Slootweg @joepie91@pixie.town
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Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
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- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
spicy security take, 2FA
The common understanding of "two-factor authentication" (something you know and something you have) is terrible, because it relies on classification that is really hard to do. Do you *have* a 2FA app or do you *know the key* to a 2FA app?
A much better model is "a factor is a separate environment that would need to be compromised independently", because it can be reasoned about and directly reflects the actual thing that needs to happen to bypass it.
This means that a 2FA app on a phone and a password manager on a PC are two factors; two devices that need to be separately compromised. A 2FA utility *in* the password manager is *not* two factors, because compromising the computer is enough to bypass both. Biometric+password *is* two factors, because compromising the computer does not get you biometric data, unless it's actively stored on there.
And yes, this is something that non-security-specialized folks can understand too, if you use slightly different wording ("hack two different devices instead of one" for example).
(They also said something to the effect of "we welcome the presence of new providers, as long as they have a sound business plan", which suggests that they are very well aware of what shit this company was trying to pull)
A rental electric moped company declared that they would stop providing service here in Den Bosch, and then asked the municipality for a subsidy to remain here.
The municipality of Den Bosch seems to have told them to piss off. "They are a commercial provider, so this is not an option." Excellent.
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Mastodon, the software where quote tweets are too toxic but there's no way to turn off replies.
nix governance, grumbling, sarcasm
I'm sure that a core developer disclosing a vulnerability in Nix on their for-profit company's Twitter feed instead of coordinating the disclosure through official channels isn't a conflict of interest again, it's just a community service!
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"You don't need the shit you buy. You need the time they steal from you"
Seen in Asturies, Spain
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Sooooo now that Firefox is enshittifying what browser am I even supposed to use 💀
Are any of the forks up to date enough to not completely fuck me over security-wise? Cause I mean I'm not going back to Chrome, that's even worse than what Firefox is doing 😬
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meds metaphor
Methylphenidate is basically a sustain pedal. 
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The time when VRN was really pissed at DB Vertrieb and it *showed* in the press release...
https://www.vrn.de/verbund/presse/pressemeldungen/pm/022653/index.html
> Leider müssen wir aktuell feststellen, dass die Deutsche Bahn sich nicht an die im VRN beschlossenen kundenfreundlichen Regelungen gebunden fühlt.
> DB Vertrieb [...] möchte gezielt die Kunden auf das Medium Smartphone zwingen.
> Der VRN bedauert dieses Vorgehen des DB-Konzerns und möchte sich bei allen VRN-Kunden, die ihre Abos bei der DB abgeschlossen haben, für die damit verbundenen Probleme entschuldigen.
> Wie auch in anderen Bereichen des täglichen Lebens gibt es auch im ÖPNV offenbar gute Gründe, nicht bei überregional agierenden Großkonzernen zu kaufen, sondern bei Anbietern vor Ort.
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will ferrell was not the apparent trans ally I was expecting in 2024 https://youtu.be/PRZ1ELeGepo?si=GZK7zC4-l8ozRKib
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Friend shared a chonky landing page for a Major Cloud Vendor's offerings...and y'all, I don't think anyone has internalised how high on their own supply the contemporary JS community is.
It takes some cirrostratus levels of disconnectedness to believe your `chatbot.js` is fine when it clocks in at ~750K (wire, 3MB unzipped) INCLUDING ITS OWN COPY OF REACT, lodash, every polyfill you've ever heard of, and 269 embedded `data:image/...` URLs.
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Dit maakt het argument van overbevolking niet alleen onjuist, maar ook racistisch. Toch is het een argument dat maar vaak blijft terugkeren in de klimaatbeweging en zeker niet alleen maar door mensen die zichzelf achter een fascistische partij scharen. [5/5]
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Hoe herkennen we ecofascisme? Vaak wordt beweerd dat de klimaat- en ecologische crisis door overbevolking komt, maar dit klopt niet. Volgens Oxfam is de rijkste 10% van de bevolking verantwoordelijk voor meer dan de helft van de wereldwijde broeikasgasuitstoot. [3/5]
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Ecofascisme geeft gemarginaliseerde groepen, voornamelijk mensen van kleur in het Mondiale Zuiden, de schuld van de klimaat- en ecologische crises. Hoe kunnen we ecofascisme in de klimaatbeweging herkennen, buiten de deur houden en zorgen dat het geen kans krijgt? [1/5]
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absolutely wild that people will rail against graffiti but are fine with advertisements being plastered all over everything. corporations have more rights than people
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Thursday is more of a Monday than Monday is. Because you keep thinking it's gotta be Friday by now but it's not. You'd never think that about Monday. Everyone knows Monday is Monday and frankly we deserve it. But no one *deserves* Thursday. Not like this.
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#sysadmin pro tip!
If you generate a lot of fresh Let's Encrypt certificates today, and don't enable auto-renewal, they will expire on December 25th, giving you a good excuse to leave your family dinner early.
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It's now too late for Marcellus Williams, but it's not too late for Robert Roberson. On Oct 17, Texas will execute him for a crime he absolutely did not commit. Make it a big deal. https://youtu.be/ifpEfj1_hzQ
- Website
- http://cryto.net/~joepie91/
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
