Sven Slootweg (soft-deprecated) @joepie91@pixie.town

My family: why do you know about how fursuits are sewn anyway?
Me: because I'm interested in infosec so I follow infosec experts on the Internet
My family: what?
Me: what?

line graph style, comparing straight sex and lesbian sex. whereas the straight sex line is black and goes straight up, ending in "he comes (and maybe she does too)", while the lesbian one is rainbow colored, goes all over the place, and has points like "are we having sex right now?", "let's order pizza", and similar.

can someone help me find that?

GUI applications don't freeze, they're eepy

Never expected to see tech drama between cloud storage providers. It looks like Instacart migrated from Snowflake to Databricks and dropped their spending with Snowflake by 71%.

This makes Snowflake look like the expensive choice and unfortunately for everyone involved, Snowflake’s CEO is on Instacart’s board. So chaos ensued.

Employees are arguing on Reddit. Instacart deleted their blog post about using Databricks. Databricks deleted their case study about Instacart.

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/02/instacart-ipo-filing-fans-controversy-between-snowflake-databricks-.html

AI won't steal your job.
A person using AI to fake your skills will.
Then the AI will cause them to make a devastating mistake.
And they won't know how fix it.
That's when you get your job back.
Remember to request a higher salary.

Captcha that makes you add alt text to a picture someone uploaded to mastodon.social

GitHub is "The AI-powered developer platform".

Not the "Build software better, together. Powerful collaboration, code review, and code management for open source and private projects." we signed up for years ago. (github's main page from webarchive).

AI is a very processing-heavy way to copy and paste badly.

I do not understand why I have to repeat this one of all things:

If you write about the death of someone you MUST use content warnings.

If your "solutions" offered to disabled trans people - a demographic that, historically, does not have much in the way of financial stability let alone disposable income - deciding to protect themselves online in ways you find uncomfortable boils down to "spend money," you didn't understand the fucking problem in the first goddamn place.

it's really ironic that since ms acquired sysinternals they put a bunch of their old documentation on their website

because now you have a microsoft documentation website with a sentence that starts "Microsoft doesn't document it, but"

@joepie91 I've heard that the victims and survivors of true cults and pyramid schemes generally don't appreciate those kind of jokes either

Paw Patrol snacks from Lidl under urgent recall because the URL on the pack has been compromised and is serving hardcore porn

Fahrscheinkontrollkätzchen 🫳🐈

feels like there should be some kind of clever human-organizational process ritual/hack that can organically and without explicit paid management hierarchy tap the skills of tens-of-thousands-strong masses of laid-off computer-touchers, to build various not-necessarily-profitable software artifacts capable of utterly obliterating their former shitty employers

and like a math proof or a geometric tiling it's just a matter of discovering it