Sven Slootweg (soft-deprecated) @joepie91@pixie.town

every single notification sound that a piece of software makes should be fully customizable. ideally this would be a feature provided by the OS

These Second Life scripting functions are so funny to me. Making a second version of a function with "Correct" in the name sure does give off vibes of needing to maintain backwards compatibility. And then I guess the corrected function still wasn't correct enough so there's a third one.

a great source of vitamin eeeeeee

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

#fediblock equel.social

Administrated by and on behalf of tech entrepreneurs. advocating for a VC backed takeover including metrics driven feed algorithms. All accounts on this site are tied to LinkedIn accounts.

Receipts in thread:
https://equel.social/@alasaarela/109553882021683216

mod that randomly makes pawns realize they are trans after psychic drones don't affect them as expected

it would be an absolute shame if anybody misused this portal the german police set up exclusively for snitching on the people responsible for the NYE riots in #berlin #b3112 which the right and ofc also the center are now using to dig up their favorite racist stereotypes about migrant youth...

max 2GB per file... idk if there is a limit for how many files you can upload

https://be.hinweisportal.de

@joepie91 @amberage @mmin I've used an analogy that seems apt: tourists coming to a small town with a rich history, and saying all it needs is freeway access, some starbucks, and a walmart and maybe people can start living here

Hey cis friends, have you ever fantasized about being a different gender? Any context: sex or cool clothes or whatever, no shame attached.

Some trans folks I've talked to think everyone questions their gender, but the few cis folks I've asked either say no, or only a tiny handful of times.

If none of these choices make sense for you, my DMs are open. (Edit: See also the secondary poll below, which has more options.)

Trans friends, please sit this one out, but please do boost for reach.

considering that we'll likely never see the prince of persia original artwork again after it disappears into a private collection, here's a lightly cleaned up version of the scan done by the auctioneer.

yeah, it would have been nice to have a professional art restorer do a proper clean up of the faded edges, but in the absence of that, a 300 dpi jpeg ain't bad.

full res PNG here: https://vga256.com/dialup.cafe/uploads/pop-florczak.png

enjoy!

I'm willing to pay up to $10,000 (USD), to whomever I need to pay, to solve the #GNOME AT keyboard input handling problem once and for all. Currently, toolkits implementing AT-SPI have to pass all keyboard events to the AT-SPI registry, then wait for a response on whether the event should be processed as usual. No other platform does something like this, and this unique platform-specific requirement is a major complication for #AccessKit. I want to get this fixed. #accessibility

Greetings mastodon, don't work too hard today

I kind of love how cross-posters have established the convention of acting like twitter.com is actually a federated instance, as in @example@twitter.com. Feels like a great little nose thumbing, honestly.

@joepie91

Tired: Don't Invent the Torment Nexus
Wired: We Invented the Torment Nexus from your favorite novel, "Don't Invent the Torment Nexus."
Inspired: Someone Else Would Invent the Torment Nexus Anyway, So We Invented It First

(with apologies to @AlexBlechman@twitter.com)