Sven Slootweg (soft-deprecated) @joepie91@pixie.town
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In the process of moving to @joepie91. This account will stay active for the foreseeable future! But please also follow the other one.
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
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- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
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Now's a good time to do that risky IT maintenance or downtime requiring work. You can just blame it on of many other outages going on
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@babe Well... shitposting is the "band playing while titanic sinks" of our time, no?
@JennyFluff "Antivirus software used by big corps" and "very little, because said corps' servers are now all broken"
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Everybody: 😱 theoretical supply chain attacks in Open Source 🙀
Crowdstrike: Hold my beer, let's deploy on Friday 😎
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I would just like to confirm to everyone that I absolutely DID NOT mishear #CrowdStrike as #CloudStrike this morning.
Definitely not.
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You know something bad is happening when all of the most steadfastly serious infosec people on here start shitposting
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To be fair to Crowdstrike, they've probably stopped a lot of cyber attacks happening today
"human nature", optimistic spin
@toffy Kind of a related thing is that it's always fascinating to me when people talk about how nobody can be trusted, because people are fundamentally selfish and if they were trusted then they would ruin it for everyone etc. etc.
And then I look at things like this, where as you say every important system in the world is relying on multiple practically unmonitored points of failure and would be trivial to fuck up if people really were untrustworthy... and yet they keep running without issues for decades at a time.
In a weird way, it's a source of optimism for me.
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it's very funny that like, every critical service in the world has multiple single points of failure that could explode at any moment
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My current employer is imposing sexist clothing rules as a reaction to me wearing gender non-conforming clothes so now I am looking for potential new employers in the Netherlands or remote. I prefer smaller non-corporate organisations and working with free open-source software. I studied computer science and have about ten years experience in software development and system administration. I am familiar with many different technologies and can pick up new things quickly. #FediHire #GetFediHired
the Crowdstrike outage, politics
The news in NL: "the ATMs are still working, so it is still possible to withdraw money and pay in cash."
Yes, we've been trying to tell you this. But you insisted that digital payments were the future and anyone using cash is suspicious, remember?
@astra_underscore Wasn't it a fuckup on the side of Crowdstrike, rather than on the side of Microsoft?
@silvermoon82@strangeobject.space The problem, I imagine, is that there's not always someone available on-site near the physical hardware to plug in said flash key - it instead being managed remotely.
That works fine if occasionally a single server fails and it takes a few days before it can be replaced (you just fall over to another one), but not if everything goes down at once.
"no politics in tech" commentary, slightly doom-y
Something that I don't think a lot of "no politics in my tech" people realize, is that their favourite tech pastimes (like DIY computer building and lots of other kinds of tinkering) are always just one stab of capitalism away from ceasing to exist, and there is nothing they can do about it as a single individual, as long as they don't recognize the underlying power dynamics
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Someone has finally been done in modern times for *checks notes* "Handling a Salmon under Suspicious Circumstances"
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Is this a good time to mention British nuclear submarines run Windows?
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Not to mention that Fridays are the day off for a ton of Middle Eastern and North African countries, so you're also ruining the weekend for them.
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Dear Crowdstrike, and all Americans:
Please stop deploying on Thursdays. They are our Fridays.
Love,
UTC+everyone.
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Tip for software companies. Your stock price can't crash when you release a bad update if your update manyages to take out the stock exchanges
- Future new account
- @joepie91@slightly.tech
- Matrix
- @joepie91:pixie.town
- Pronouns
- they/them, he/him, whatever, it's not like I have any idea either 🙃
In the process of moving to @joepie91. This account will stay active for the foreseeable future! But please also follow the other one.
Technical debt collector and general hype-hater. Early 30s, non-binary, ND, poly, relationship anarchist, generally queer.
- No alt text (request) = no boost.
- Boosts OK for all boostable posts.
- DMs are open.
- Flirting welcome, but be explicit if you want something out of it!
- The devil doesn't need an advocate; no combative arguing in my mentions.
Sometimes horny on main (behind CW), very much into kink (bondage, freeuse, CNC, and other stuff), and believe it or not, very much a submissive bottom :p
My spoons are limited, so I may not always have the energy to respond to messages.
Strong views about abolishing oppression, hierarchy, agency, and self-governance - but I also trust people by default and give them room to grow, unless they give me reason not to. That all also applies to technology and how it's built.
Joined Aug 2019
