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seriously what is up with people seeing one (1) funny toot and immediately trying to follow you, with 0 regard of boundaries/who you actually are as a person

mastodon cutting off links has ruined at least 2 of my joke toots so far

i want to drink the Radithor: Certified Radioactive Water

you have to imagine yourself as a product and then get interviewed literally fuck off

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the fucking mandatory intro assignment tomorrow afternoon is so useless aaaaaa

i called.. got voicemail and a text saying "they would call me back later" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa which circle of hell am I trapped in

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uh oh caffeine withdrawal is about to kick in (didn't have any yesterday)

ph / sleep 

starting to wonder if this amount of sleep is due to depression or maybe long covid related

Marcus Licinius Crassus lived in Rome in the early first century BCE, and was often called "the richest man in Rome". He founded Rome's first fire brigade, 500 men strong - but instead of putting out fires, they would stand around while Crassus would offer the owner of the flaming property pennies on the dollar to buy it from him, and only if the owner accepted would Crassus's men put the fire out. He'd then rebuild and, if it was a residence, increase the rent.

I think of him any time I see a reference to Elon Musk.

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