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another haiku, with zalgo, not screenreader friendly 

î̠͙͎̄͒̈̊̈́n̘̠͛ͩ̊v̵̄̽̄ͮ̒͂ͩo̶̯̽ͯͦͅkͨ̇̚҉͔̱͕͇̼̪ͅe̬̙̰̋̉ͅ ̜͚̰̳̭ͧ̄ͮ̆̑t̠̤͔ͫ̓ͨ̐ͥḫ͕ͬ̎ͩͩ̈e̦̞̓̃̏̽̏ ͚̥͇͖̩̕h͍͇̻̳́i̷͎̯͙̭̦ͅv̶̖̫͖̠̟͍̤̇̅e͚̲͍̓ͣ̀ͥͯ̽-̢̝̪̹̾m̼̱͝ͅi͈͕̘̠̦͊͋̌ń̢͎̰̝̙ͩͩd̘̹̰͇̿̃ͨ͘
̝̈́̿̀̈͌͘H̒̒e̳͉͑̉͗̀ͫ ̰͈̹̙̺̱̠̆̄̇ͦ̚w̷̉ḫ͉̞̩͔͆̍ͦ͋̂͒̚ṓ͕̻̜̖̬̀ ̟͚͉ͤ̄͒ͪ̔ͅW̢͖̠ͨa̻͆̈i̘͍͖̕ͅt͙̅ͦͫ͋̓̐ͣs͇͙ͬ̐ͬ ̟́ͨ͋ͥ̾̐͘B̷͙̫͍̞̩̻͊ͧẹ̯̯̖̠͟h̷̠͉̰̦̘͛͊ͯi̪͓͈̦͉̻̯̐ͮn͉ͥ̋̈́̂̇ͤ̀d̽ͩ̀̓ ̝̘̖̦̥̺̣ͥ͐́̌̿́T͈̙̲̯̯͖̘̍ḩ̘̟̮̤̣̔̂̃e͕̣̫̲̪̱ͦ̄ͤ͊̈́ͦ͋ ̸͇̥̲̖ͧ̚W̟̫̖͍̠̆̇̅ͪ̚͜a͎̲͕̲̟̞͆͞l͇̱̖̖̗ͨ̿̓ͭ͋͛ͅl̗̫̦̯̆̓̈́̽͆.̤̠̱
͍̅̌̉ͣ̓̇͛͡f̞͇̺̟͙͉ͬͭ̍̈ͬê̩̘̲͓͖̺̲̋́ë̖̟̪̟́͌̐l̯̬̲̰̺̉̆̎̎ͮ̓i̗̲͔͈̲͐ͭͫ̒ͧ͞n̞̩̼̻̘͍̪͐̏̓͐ģ̻̱̹́ ̙̔͜o̩̮̥͈̩͐̒̐̓f͓͎̺̤͉̻̒͌͊̄̏ͦ̉͡ͅ ͥ̽ͦ̋͋͆҉͉̝c̪̩͎̰̞ͧ͋͊h͉̥̜̊̏ͥa҉̻̱̘o͍̗̘͙ͣͨͮͬ̏͘s̗͓̮̰͔͖̋́͐̍͒͜ͅ

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another haiku 

invoke the hive-mind
He who Waits Behind The Wall.
feeling of chaos

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a haiku 

meow meow nya
meow meow meow nya
meow meow nya

might have semi-confused it with Zeds Dead - After The Water which has better sounds imo youtube.com/watch?v=FjNFw3Mr_g

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i listened to a remix of a song and it didn't hit as hard as i remembered so i went to look for a remix of a remix

pros: my mouse and keyboard are nice and clean now

cons: no progress on my deadline

*unplugs keyboard to clean it*
*walks away, comes back, tries typing*
oh

why am i like this

at least having to do other things makes me more likely to have a clean desk,,

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"ok yeah i should really continue working on this thing for tomorrow deadline"

"hmm my keyboard is a bit dirty time to vacuum that"

cryptocurrency shitpost, oh no 

why do vampires prefer Proof of Work currencies?

Proof of Stake is a bit... sensitive

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food ment 

going for a morning nap after preparing breakfast+coffee is awesome, that way I can roll out of bed already showered,clothed, and instant food

i get it, mastodon doesn't appreciate my jokes, maybe an account on Punterest would be better

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if you confuse someone for a vampire, that'd be a big mis-stake

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