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i listened to a remix of a song and it didn't hit as hard as i remembered so i went to look for a remix of a remix

pros: my mouse and keyboard are nice and clean now

cons: no progress on my deadline

*unplugs keyboard to clean it*
*walks away, comes back, tries typing*
oh

why am i like this

at least having to do other things makes me more likely to have a clean desk,,

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"ok yeah i should really continue working on this thing for tomorrow deadline"

"hmm my keyboard is a bit dirty time to vacuum that"

cryptocurrency shitpost, oh no 

why do vampires prefer Proof of Work currencies?

Proof of Stake is a bit... sensitive

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food ment 

going for a morning nap after preparing breakfast+coffee is awesome, that way I can roll out of bed already showered,clothed, and instant food

i get it, mastodon doesn't appreciate my jokes, maybe an account on Punterest would be better

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if you confuse someone for a vampire, that'd be a big mis-stake

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lewd shitpost for the monsterfuckers 

man i saw Medusa and I'm rock hard

lewd shitpost for the monsterfuckers 

man i saw Medusa and I'm rock hard

Mastodon is a form of DMA (Direct Memory Access) for my brain's whims

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