The fediverse is a dark forest. Every instance is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds other life—another hunter, a shitposter or a sincereposter, a delicate liberal or a Hans from Stuttgart, a fairy or a dragn—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them. In this forest, hell is other people. An eternal threat that any life that exposes its own existence will be swiftly wiped out. 🧵 (4/3)
yeah i read The Dark Forest and you should too. also the 🧵formatting was done purely for comedic effect
Any federating instance would view any other as an inevitable threat, and thus destroy any nascent life that makes its presence known.
As a result, the fediverse would be relatively silent, without evidence of any intelligent alien life, as in a "dark forest" filled with "armed hunter(s) stalking through the trees like a ghost" 🧵(3/3)
Consider the following axioms:
- All instances desire to stay alive.
- There is no way to know if other instances can or will destroy you if given a chance.
- Lacking assurances, the safest option for any instance is to annihilate others before they have a chance to do the same. 🧵(2/3)
@maloki yeah, maybe it also helps with staying/spreading awareness without getting totally hopeless
@ghost_bird right, I think NL and the EU have that too, at least they're forced to shortly bring it up during some meeting
@Anarkat what happened with Tinkerbell lol
@maloki maybe? personally i wouldn't be inclined to give a petition more reach than general info about the topic, and I feel like petitions can lay the trap of "i signed, so i helped, so i don't have to do anything else"
@heccer im sorry you feel this way about me party rocking
@maloki more more good
We gave our docs pages a lick of paint (and a material theme). What do you think?
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