vegetarian food
@mike I'll keep the thread up to date as I cook, currently frying the (gigantic amount of) onions
I've since been informed it actually has 1 extra syllable, but uhh counting is hard for robots
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and being an asshole after getting called out on his FUD
the Q.A. testing joke
A quality assurance tester walks into a bar.
They order a beer.
They order two beers.
They order half a beer.
They order -1 beers.
They order square root of -2 beers.
They order a lizard.
The first actual customer walks into the bar and asks where the restroom is, which causes the bar to burst into flames.
the aforementioned joke about limits
A group of mathematicians walks into a bar.
The first orders one beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third orders a quarter of a beer.
Before the fourth can order, the bartender sets down two beers and says "you guys need to know your limits."
@jd It's probably a regional thing, I don't use them myself but lots of people complaining :P
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“i don't trust like that”
not a furry, actually
Extreme coffee-out-of-a-wineglass Energy
something something trans list stop scraping bios
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