Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

It was always a bit of a tense moment for Jacques, but it just was by far the best hot chocolate you could find.

#MastoArt #gouache #FireSalamander #bee

hey.

how are you? hope you're okay.

ngl, my life is ✋ abysmal dogshit 🤚 right now. i have an ingrown toenail and gotta see a doc, barely any money to my name, i have to pay bills tomorrow, and rent down the line. also gotta buy winter clothes. i usually survived off 980 but things are getting worse i am so sorry please help 😭 anything helps

783/1050

thank you pls share

https://www.paypal.me/tillianthefoxxo
https://ko-fi.com/tillianthefoxxo

#mutualAidRequest #mutualAid @mutualaid

RE: https://plush.city/@mynameistillian/115509765137435741

i have like 4 days yall pls... ;-;

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"oh dang, this 3d rotation i'm trying to do is really difficult in this engine"

[some hours of research later]

"i want to beat leonhard euler with hammers"

As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...

did i show yall this beskirted monster

#mushtodon

Hi Fedi friends! I’m having a bit of a philosophical difference of opinion with my current employer (both technical and ethical) I am seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment in thread. I’d love to connect.

About me & what I’m looking for:

💼 I’m looking for System Administrator, Information Technology, or Solutions Engineer roles. I would be open to pivoting to Information Security roles.

🌎 I’m open to roles in Iowa, Wisconsin, remote or hybrid.

⭐ I’ve previously worked at The University of Iowa Health Care, Grinnell College. I have extensive experience with Apple platform administration and integration of Apple devices and services in heterogeneous environments.

#macadmins #appleinenterprise #systemadministration #jamf #opentowork

"Would you dive into the floof and forget the world?"
It was supposed to be just a sketch, an exploration of the idea of Gwen in full furry form. I got hooked and did this. Plain colors and some lighting but despite the lack of shadows, she has weight and presence.
Lovely.

I went to pottery class today and opened by asking several of my classmates if they knew how to use the slab roller upstairs. Nobody did but everyone wanted to, so when the teacher got in I’m like “hey teach, do you know how to use the slab roller upstairs” and she’s like “no” (she’s a visiting artist who only got here a couple months ago so this is not very surprising) “but I’ve used a lot of different ones and I bet we can figure it out.” Me: “do you want to go on a Journey of Discovery?” Everyone: yes. YES. *cue sickos faces* so we all thunder up the stairs periodically shouting JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY and our teacher snags another person who uses the slab roller A Lot and this person gives us a very thorough lesson and demonstration and every so often someone else wanders through and asks what’s happening and we all go JOURNEY OF DISCOVERY at them and now everyone knows how to use the slab roller and honestly I cannot recommend this approach enough as a way to make learning new skills and life generally more exciting.

#LifeHack

An offer to anyone in the #Toronto area:

The Revue Cinema on Roncesvalles hosts a monthly program, Dumpster Raccoon, featuring a (totally not-at-all trash) movie with a cool host and an awesome crowd.

The next showing is The People's Joker this Saturday night... which I can no longer attend.

So... who wants a pair of tickets? (With a nod to @gnomon who gave them to me in the first place—dang it, and thanks again!)

https://revuecinema.ca/films/dumpster-raccoon-the-peoples-joker-toronto-theatrical-premiere-of-new-35mm-print/

#spoonieTown has a platonic co-living house called The Friend Zone, where all yer friends hang out, share meals, grow veg, make and repair stuff in the shed out back. ☺️
via @pineconeparty

Delta Gal - Mega Man Legends is Back!

https://peertube.wtf/w/a4Gz9rJfw46Z5AM41T2gji

So, all you folk who were unlucky enough to end up with #LongCovid in the early years of the pandemic, I'm interested to know how you're doing these days.

So this question is for anyone who got properly long covid (symptoms lasting at least a year) starting any time up to 2023.

How are your symptoms now compared with the first year of having them?

(Boosts for reach appreciated).

#Covid19 #covidisNotOver

RE: https://aus.social/@DenisCOVIDinfoguy/115603043682036947

bruh we are so cooked

#silentSunday

If we call all Norse people from the Viking Age "Vikings", it's only fair to also call all British people from the Age of Sail "Pirates".

"William Shakespeare was inarguably the most famous Pirate playwright."

"Most Pirates at the time were at least nominally loyal to Pirate Queen Elizabeth."

"Under James, the noted witch-hunting enthusiast, the Pirate homeland had finally been united under a single king."

"Most Pirates practiced a religion called 'Anglicism' that differed from that of pre-piratical Britain. But in the far north some adhered to the cult of 'Presbyterianism' and yet others clung to the ancient Catholicism of their heathen forebearers."

"The Pirates once again captured Napoleon Bonaparte, and left him stranded on the remote island of Saint Helena."

"I am descended from Scottish Pirates. Which sounds a lot cooler than saying my ancestors were probably farmers from Fife and sheep thieves from the borders."