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I made a new emoji. It's the opposite of :blobugh:

Behold: :blobjoy:

I release this image as far into public domain as blobugh is, or CC0, or just-pirate-it-i-don't-care, whatever license is most applicable.

code 

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so this is a HTML document that can load your Mastodon archive and give you a clickable list of all of your (non-reblogged) toots. save it as [anything].html, download your mastodon archive, and use this document to load the "outbox.json" file from your downloaded archive.

Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.

flashing lightning 

been following more blender guides on geometry nodes

When encountering a person that transforms into a different form, I think we should retain the Anglo-Saxon nomenclature and extend it to describe new combinations of changing from one shape into another.

man changes into wolf -> werewolf (oe. werwulf)

woman changes into wolf -> wifwulf

enby changes into dragon -> mannwyrm

mouse changes to cat -> muscatte

and, of course, kobold changes to a different kobold -> coboldmissenliccobold

That said, I'm stumped at giraffe man... wercamelopardalis?

Bees are good cute friends

And their honey is delicious

Source: I am totally a bee squeak squeak

"using an adblocker is immoral" is the same argument as "using sunscreen is immoral"

Observation made while packing what I wanted to keep of my penguin collection:

If there was a Xenia plush line, I would abandon my Tux ones in a heartbeat

@haskal i found this on r/DragonsAreCats earlier and i just cant stop thinking abt it

This laptop's keyboard came kind of grody from the outset but the battery is not readily removable and the power button's part of the keyboard so it's hard to clean while it's off...

Still, it's an upgrade from the old laptop even after I finally got it repaired

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dril souls 

"This whole thing smacks of destiny," I holler as I overturn the first flame and turn the age of fire into the age of shit

Traded in a game to microplay today, actually got a really good price for it, I'm happy

missed connections 2018: monster hunter GU event for dark souls remastered to get the elite knight set, probably via titanite shards

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