Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.
When encountering a person that transforms into a different form, I think we should retain the Anglo-Saxon nomenclature and extend it to describe new combinations of changing from one shape into another.
man changes into wolf -> werewolf (oe. werwulf)
woman changes into wolf -> wifwulf
enby changes into dragon -> mannwyrm
mouse changes to cat -> muscatte
and, of course, kobold changes to a different kobold -> coboldmissenliccobold
That said, I'm stumped at giraffe man... wercamelopardalis?
This laptop's keyboard came kind of grody from the outset but the battery is not readily removable and the power button's part of the keyboard so it's hard to clean while it's off...
Still, it's an upgrade from the old laptop even after I finally got it repaired
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“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”
“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”
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