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Just heard a fitbit ad with a woman who says "I sometimes sleep so well, I'm ready for anything the next day" and I literally said "fuck you" out loud.

I got a discount christmas kinder egg pack and got this absolutely adorable raptor, this is now one of the most important things in my life for the next 12 hours

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if i lived in a little toadstool house in the forest I would greet every guest by saying "welcome to my fungal abode"

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bug fables fans be like "holy shit this is just like bug fables" when they see a bug
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"The trans Pride flag has been planted on the peak of Antarctica’s highest mountain, Vinson Massif, by trans climber Erin Parisi.

Dedicating her achievement to 'the resilience of the trans community' that 'took me in when I had no hope', Parisi said trans people 'showed me that it’s better to be visible and free, than live in self-imposed exile, and that stigma withers when we visibly embrace our truth'"

pinknews.co.uk/2022/01/03/tran

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Reminding ourselves that we don't have to buy *any* new media this year if we don't want to.

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meme we stole from Discord (source unknown, alt-text provided) 

NFTs in a nutshell

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When you optimise things for Big Tech you can end up screwing Small Tech.

(So don’t optimise things for Big Tech.)

#web0 #SmallTech

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Why didn't they call it "boomerang beetle" in mega man x

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In that mental state where I watch thoughts float by, occasionally bat at them if they're in reach to see what I get

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Dreams 

Anyway probably stealing the old relic hunter's concept for something eventually

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Dream, Half-Life 2, violence and death 

I also dreamt I was in city 17 and got poked by stunsticks until I suffered cardiac arrest because the combine thought my spasms and screaming was entertaining, though thankfully it shifted to a third-person novel perspective by the end.

Wtf mate

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Dream, Threads of Fate, spoilers 

Dreamt about a weird alternate universe threads of fate that probably was directed by Masato Kato

Doll Master and co. Had more forces and a floating fortress made by a magician studying Valen in the past. Rue, Mint, and Rod stormed the fortress together, but ended up caught in a conflict between Doll Master's generals and ended up in a rigged fight between all of them at once in a massive free-for-all

Once Doll Master came to sort things out, Rue apologized for exacerbating the conflict and begged him to resurrect Claire even if it costs his own life, Psycho Master confirmed the events, and Doll Master was just fed up with the melodrama and called a truce before taking Rue to his room to talk as brothers

Most interestingly, a man in xenogears-esque obscuring helmet and mask of woven straps came aboard the fortress unannounced and joined Doll Master after Rue cried himself to sleep, and the two waxed exposition about the aeons blasting each other back to the stone age in antiquity and events being set to repeat itself. He then revealed himself to be a thick-necked, bushy-moustached greying old man who was a relic hunter that inadvertently awoke Rue and Doll Master, and theoretically host to another aeon's consciousness (this clown going full xenogears)

Anyway eventually the truce breaks down and more fighting ensues, Doll Master unseals Valen's citadel, things roughly go on as in canon, but a stinger clip shows the masked relic hunter (since having lost his aeon) standing and walking on the (now-grounded) fortress's wall using Doll Master's animations, implying he found Doll Master during the ending and became host to him after his demise

Fun shit

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Seattle Folks Who Need Medical Help - Mobile Medical Locations 

The Seattle Mobile Medical Clinic to available to all in January, particularly to folks who may not have homes or are couchsurfing. Please spread.
There's a lot of text here and I'm at work currently so apologies for not transcribing both images.

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