Full Time Pixie @elfi@pixie.town

I think I found the brain deletion juice, it's tramadol

cc @Zest

Wiggle your big toe

Update: i lived bitch

Well, this is it. Wish us both luck and a safe journey

Almost admission time, on my way over

I won't lie, I'm anxious, just trying to live in the moment

Seven hours until penis deletis

Laaaaaaaamp

me getting off the toilet an hour after using a preop enema

used one of those pre-operative enemas. aura's guide was right, that was a miserable experience, and I get to do it twice!

Courtesy my sister, morb(id) stuff

Also apparently my meals are all paid for here to within sensible limits, so I'm doing better for this trip than initially expected

Minimorb adventure update! We've arrived in Montreal! Minimorb is excited to be at a hotel!

Going on an adventure! The biggest one yet!

tfw not just you but your partner both share birthdays with infamous roman emperors

time to undermine some modern empires together \o/

GRS anxiety: yep
Hippophobia: set off twice in the last 24 hours
Sleep: fuckall

Hahahaaaa I'm a mess :D

me: incredible anxiety about what could go wrong about this inevitable life-changing decision

also me: