Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

I played exactly one pickup tabletop game at a game store, ever

a guy got mad at me for using NSEW directions on a map in a fantasy setting because “they’d have different names for it” so I scribbled some shit and handed him a map that had the directions:

Morth
South (pronounced “sooth”)
Squeast
Thwest

he gave me the world’s dirtiest look and 5 minutes later when I described something as being “about ten bmiles morth by morthsqueast of here” he left the table and walked out of the shop

I never saw him again

Sometimes I still think about that Tumblr post that was like

"maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness"

Surprise surprise big oil lied

Most plastic can't be recycled, who knew?

https://www.npr.org/2020/09/11/897692090/how-big-oil-misled-the-public-into-believing-plastic-would-be-recycled

https://fancyladssnacks.tumblr.com/post/634154458554793984

egg levels are currently severe

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."

it is ok to make a mistake. don't feel bad about it. you learned a thing from it. all of us are still learning, not just kitns like me.

Btw DoesTheDogDie.com covers loads of triggers not just dogs, including "Does a dragon die," "are there snakes," "is there addiction," "is there blood/gore," stuff about racism fat shaming homophobia and more, like it's legit

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