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People not taking care of pets 

Damn it, the same people who gave us Carrie and Fischer just left the list kitten in the courtyard when they left.

And it is chilly and wet outside.
And the kitten started following me around in the courtyard when I was outside just now.

We are barely prepared for two kittens and Javert, I don't think we can do a third one.

Fuck. Anyone in Ile-de-france or Asine who wants a cute kitten?

how the fuck do you just abandon a pet like that?

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If you can't read someone else's words about systemic oppression and inequality without feeling like they're a personal insult to you, here's some advice – Close your mouth. Stop typing. Do not reply. Do not make sub-toots or start angry discourse. Instead, think long and hard about why exactly you feel so personally affronted by a generalised observation about modern society.

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for everyone impacted by the current genderGP problems. transfems can get hormones from where people who diy do it. a list of stores can be found in hrt.cafe. transmascs can get it from goodstuffstore (also linked there).

(more info in replies)

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You ever just lie in bed and cry about how moths are just so innocent and precious little beans

Little moth has insomnia, longs for dreams about lämp

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TIL Raul Julia played Dracula on Broadway in the 70s, and Edward Gorey designed the sets.

Little moth has a sleep, dreams about lämp

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Our house is occasionally besieged by mischievous sprites. One of their favourite games is to replace our food with nasty-tasting facsimiles instead. Usually we catch it right away but tonight I was tired as I got my leftover fettuccine out of the fridge and didn't notice anything wrong until my spouse saw me and shouted "Don't eat that, it's 

an imp pasta"

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I am finished!!! I... Am so exhausted, and my fingers are blistered from hot glue and sewing lmao but im in love with this whimsy home #sewing #brynnsews

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Today, I have received both a resin 3D printer and diecutter in the mail

It's like all my namedays etc etc

Cute little bee butts

Big fuzzy moth butts

Hehehehe, they're both so good -u-

So I ordered some Adafruit trinkets to turn into a more customizable controller for my foot pedal, but something weird is going on with its USB keyboard library and it's not properly sending higher-order F keys despite setting things up so that they're included in the USB descriptors.

So instead I'm gonna just map it to the Pause key. This can't possibly go wrong!

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thinkin about the magic item that lets you change one letter of a spell.

-Tenser's Floating Dick
-Mireball (swampy, deals poison damage)
-Flu
-Chaos Belt (summons a belt that you can whip people with for random chromatic damage)
-Frog Cloud (frog cloud)
-Loudkill (BANG)
-Lyebite (feeds the target sodium hydroxide)
-Ream (punches holes)
-Wall of Ire (it's Angy)
-Inflict Hounds (summons a pack of dogs)
-Pending (cast spell, wait for result)
-Produce Blame (cantrip for politicians)
-Vampiric Couch

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trying to start on maybe an actual ref sheet

but with this pose all I can think of is "are you not entertained?"

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A 15th century copy of De Materia Medica, originally written 2000 years ago by the Greek physician and botanist Dioscorides. For 1500 years, it was widely read.

Herbals like this one gave names and descriptions of plants, including information on their various uses, culinary and medical, as well as magical properties and legends. A tradition dating back to Ancient Egypt, some of the oldest known texts from China, India, and Europe are herbals.

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The easiest way to know if you're a nerd is if you understand chess notation

zi'm not a nerd

Dream nonsense 

I think I remember losing the ponytail and going with shorter hair in the end...

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