Show newer

your robot gf has spent the last 2 hours on the phone with her health insurance company trying to get them to pay for antivirus software

Show thread

Your robot gf is a terrible, terrible cook but a legitimately pretty damn good baker, and she loves to bake for you because while she can’t eat the food she has 100 little ways to measure your reactions to it and god does she love paying too much attention to you

Show thread

your robot gf has an audio file labeled snore.mp3 that she has been playing on repeat for the past 30 minutes and you’re not sure if this is part of her way of sleeping or if she’s just fucking with you

Show thread

Your robot gf is loudly cursing by making radio static and feedback noises because the motor in her third arm doesn’t work right and keeps catching whenever she stretches and she stretches a lot

Show thread

your robot gf is loudly saying “beep boop” instead of making actual robot noises cause she finds it really funny

...what if Lonely Monster and the Blind Girl did a Liar Princess tribute 👀👀👀👀👀👀 💦

Show thread

...suddenly thinking, what if NIS made Liar Princess and the Blind Princess instead

cute monster wlw: binged on
Current levels of gay energy: beyond mortal reckoning

bev, gay 

Odds of hard crash and sleepy giggling about baphomet in the next two hours: pretty good

Show thread

bev, gay 

Awake: earlier than intended
Thoughts: occupied with tall and pretty goatgirl baphomet
Coffee: demolished

Tusky does not however hesitate to filter my own posts and require me to tab to my profile to continue a thread on it. A++

Show thread

For some reason tusky doesn't check cws for keyword filters, so now one of the few things I know about blaseball now is that it has porn. Because of course it does.

Hahahaha dictionary .com added TERF and didn't buy into the slur shit and just made it a dunk basically and tweeted it and the schadenfreude is more delicious than all the PSLs in the world

Show older
Pixietown

Small server part of the pixie.town infrastructure. Registration is closed.