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Me: *looks at the english language* wait, it's all dental fricatives?

Ketsuban: always has been 🔫

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Me: starts making monster puns based on days of the week

Me: freezes on thursday

Me: goes into intense period of thought about what fucker decided it was a good idea to put a dental fricative into the days of the week

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR timeline!

Me: I'm not really into this whole blaseball thing, I think I'll filter it so it isn't clogging up my timeline

Also me: oh god where did my timeline go

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Oh jeez who snuck the bone hurting juice into my water because I drank a lot of it

Fucking barometric pressure shifts

manipulate your test answers so you score an IQ of 69

there are three things that will get me moving through the day:

coffee, smooches from @SophicLeech, and lämp

Eye contact, No bits nude drawing 

It's me, shark extraordinaire.

Hey devs, please use semantic html. This is important!

When listing things, use ul/li! When writing things, use p! When adding navigation, use nav! When putting the main part of your website inside a div, use main! Please use h1, h2, h3 for your titles! Don't use table for layout, they are for data!

Screen readers users have shortcuts to jump to all those parts of your website instead of reading it from top to bottom. But it only works with semantic html. So please help them! :tealheart:

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