Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

Incoming text on a cold winters day: “Windows frozen, won’t open”

Text back: “Slowly pour lukewarm water over it and gently tap the edges with a hammer”

Reply: “Computer really messed up now”

UPDATE: GOAL MET, THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH.

200/350

Hullo beautiful friends in my phone, I am once again seeking help in making rent this month. Goal is $350, deadline is 12/1!!! 💚🍀

http://cash.app/$sotreu2
http://venmo.com/sotreu
http://paypal.me/rikiam

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #BlackMutualAid #BlackMastodon #BlackCrowdfund #TransCrowdFund #HelpFolksLive2025 #QueerCrowdfund #BIPOCCrowdfund @mutualaid @mutual_aid@hexbear.net @MutualAidVisibility @anarchomutual @mutual_aid@starflower.space

It's Itch Creator Day! Do you need hand drawn character portraits for your games? Are you a DM in need of many NPCs? Here you go. Here are SO many.
https://itch.io/s/170672/creator-day-2025-sale

#TTRPG #ttrpgArt #MakioArt #ItchioCreatorDay #CreatorDay #CreatorDay2025 #IndieDev #GameDev #GameAssets #Art #MastoArt #SelfPromotion

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.

The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?

An image forms in the machine.

A classroom.

No trousers.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

“I know I need to break my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers, but I can’t just quit cold turkey.”

stealing and reposting here because very good and true post

HEY!

HEY YOU

THIS IS URGENT

iggydinosaur.bsky.social needs a kidney transplant. they suffer from a genetic disease and need a kidney donor who can save their life. the situation is extremely dire.

if you are an eligible kidney donor or want to find out if you can help, please check out their bluesky post and website

*your location MAY NOT be an obstacle. if you are willing to help, they'll find a way to fly you out.*

https://bsky.app/profile/iggydinosaur.bsky.social/post/3lsk4gxqgzc2f

https://iggyland.org

#mutualaid @mutualaid

Anyone hiring a frontend developer in Canada? Circumstances have led me to start looking for my next job sooner than I would have liked.

I excel at working on design systems, cultivating a frontend culture, building with the grain of the web, and creating inclusive user experiences. Reach out if you need help with any of these!

I have deep knowledge of the web fundamentals (HTML/ARIA, CSS, JS) and the frontend ecosystem at large (build tools, frameworks, design tools).

#GetFediHired #FediHire

This National Day of Mourning, instead of ignoring or even celebrating genocide, learn to do better.

Send money to Gazans, check out the Indigenous Mutual Aid hashtag, fight against I.C.E. in your communities!

From Turtle Island to Palestine to Hawai'i, we are still here! We see what you're doing, we see what your priorities are. You must do better

https://www.uaine.org/

-Evel (Xicane)

Mourn the Dead and Fight Like Hell for the Living

#NoThanksNoGiving #Thanksgiving #NationalDayOfMourning

It was always a bit of a tense moment for Jacques, but it just was by far the best hot chocolate you could find.

#MastoArt #gouache #FireSalamander #bee

hey.

how are you? hope you're okay.

ngl, my life is ✋ abysmal dogshit 🤚 right now. i have an ingrown toenail and gotta see a doc, barely any money to my name, i have to pay bills tomorrow, and rent down the line. also gotta buy winter clothes. i usually survived off 980 but things are getting worse i am so sorry please help 😭 anything helps

goal met!
thank you pls share

https://www.paypal.me/tillianthefoxxo
https://ko-fi.com/tillianthefoxxo

#mutualAidRequest #mutualAid @mutualaid

RE: https://plush.city/@mynameistillian/115509765137435741

i have like 4 days yall pls... ;-;

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"oh dang, this 3d rotation i'm trying to do is really difficult in this engine"

[some hours of research later]

"i want to beat leonhard euler with hammers"

As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...

did i show yall this beskirted monster

#mushtodon

Hi Fedi friends! I’m having a bit of a philosophical difference of opinion with my current employer (both technical and ethical) I am seeking a new role and would appreciate your support. If you hear of any opportunities or just want to catch up, please send me a message or comment in thread. I’d love to connect.

About me & what I’m looking for:

💼 I’m looking for System Administrator, Information Technology, or Solutions Engineer roles. I would be open to pivoting to Information Security roles.

🌎 I’m open to roles in Iowa, Wisconsin, remote or hybrid.

⭐ I’ve previously worked at The University of Iowa Health Care, Grinnell College. I have extensive experience with Apple platform administration and integration of Apple devices and services in heterogeneous environments.

#macadmins #appleinenterprise #systemadministration #jamf #opentowork