Elfififififififi... @elfi@pixie.town

Happy Caturday,

Did you know that "table cat" from the famous meme is a Canadian? He lives in Ottawa and his name is Smudge. Very cute, but he's not a fan of salad.

#CatsofMastodon

I run the #Jortage project on my own, providing media storage for 92 instances, and am in the middle of an expensive move after a major life event and have very little current income.

Every month, due to the nature of social media storage, the project gets more expensive. Our CDN fees are graciously covered by #Fastly for free via #FastForward, but storage is our largest expense by far.

We're currently $58 in the hole — please pitch in if you can! https://subscriptions.helcim.com/subscribe/f1cg46rh4enf37bxt3y9gpmi6tk0x

caught in the act

just learned about engagement bait am i doing this right

When I say these peppers contravene the Geneva convention I mean it. They’re stronger than what they put in pepper spray. You will die. Anyway we’re going to have a festival where we see how many we can eat

There’s only two kinds of white people, ones who think ketchup is spicy and ones who breed peppers that you can only handle in a level 3 hazmat suit

The year is 2104. Home ownership is now completely impossible for individuals. In order for people to have a place to live, they must join one of seven global polycules. The sun rises on the house of the Meji polycule, as the high-ranking polyclytes sharpen their spears. It is time for war.

The serial drawing tablet arrived and it works great on my Amiga! #retrocomputing #commodore #amiga

Learning French because I'm Canadian

Learning French so I can go to the Shepherd Republic

#Solatorobo

After the two #Eggbug pictures I did, I considered drawing Super Eggbug again, but ended up never getting around to it until the last day that #Cohost was open for posting. Once I had the energy that evening (having had to recreate a post I accidentally deleted that morning because I was tired), I did a speed drawing of Super Eggbug, now serving as the spirit guardian of the Eggbug on their future journeys. I put it up on my website later that evening: https://thegreenherring.neocities.org/art/2024/EGGBUG_GOODBYE

For what it's worth, Cohost left a positive impression on my life that will never fade. May it never be forgotten.

#HeyCohost #MastoArt #ANSIArt #FurryArt

There's a new #VTuber on the block! My girlfriend and vampire dryad Annalise Bloodrose is live for the first time, celebrating her #debut, and playing some Warframe!

🤍 https://twitch.tv/AnnaliseBloodrose ❤️

Unfortunately she's not on fedi, but you can check out and follow her on Bluesky. (Lots of cute images of her model there, too.)

https://bsky.app/profile/annalisebloodrose.bsky.social

Drawing my fursona every day until Halloween, Day 1: a silly low effort vampire outfit :3

fanart for DUNGEON GALS i got from Yinky Baginky!

Do you Want to pet it? 🥰
#mastoart

JOB OPPORTUNITY, NOVA SCOTIA

We're looking for a dynamic, fast operating rope ninja who's willing to join our tiger team of proactive gold acquisition operators servicing the North American shipping lanes.

• You will fire NO guns
• You will NOT regret this
• Applications in person or online
• 3 years experience, BA or better

2024-10-01

As my final gift to Cohost, I have released an eggbug player model for Quake III Arena.

Download link:
https://file.garden/Zq5D1v16BzrXu2tI/q3mdl-eggbug.zip

(I may update the link in the future, in case I ever update the model as this was done in roughly 5 hours from start to finish. This is why the post on cohost now leads to this post)

Thank you for the memories cohost. Please don't forget to hug your eggbug

#eggbug #cohost #heycohost

This is your regular PSA to learn the “over-under method” of rolling cables!

Coiling a cable the ‘normal’ way, whether just in your hands, around your elbow, or somewhere else, imparts a 1/2 axial twist to the cable each time.
That’s the main thing that causes your extension cables to develop kinks and degrade!
If you use the over-under method, the 1/2 twist is counteracted by a -1/2 twist every second loop, so the cable is kept flat and unstressed.
This can hugely increase the lifetime of your electrical cables, to upwards of 20 years of heavy use, without kinks or twists.
(GIF credit hosatech.com)

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