Local moth fairy loves lämp, more at 11 @elfi@pixie.town

"Can't you conjure one?" the dragon asked.

"I studied floral resonance, not construction," snapped the wizard.

He turned to the princess. "Can't your daddy give you one?"

"There was a vote, remember? We're a republic now."

The letting agent said:
"So you'll share the tower then?"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #SmallStories

I hope Slushie is prepared, this might take a while...

Sadcat

#izutsumi #deliciousindungeon #dungeonmeshi #fanart #art #MastoArt

Just a wip 🐦
#mastoart

Mediation upon the Mountains #mastoart #touhou

I sometimes thought my father thought he could't die while he still had books on his pending pile (a stab at immortality I seem to be replicating)... so, it was strangely touching to see Tom Gauld has had similar thoughts.

#reading #immortality

@bookstodon

I have devised a clever new test in the model of Voight-Kampff. It is one question long: "Is perpetual growth viable?"

So far I am having a 100% success rate at weeding out tech bros and financiers.

When someone you know is just starting to experiment with their first fursona and get involved with furry spaces, it's your solemn and sacred duty to send them a photo of their favorite animal every day and say "it you"

friendship ended with capitalism pilled gamedev community

now

neurodiverse gamedev community is my best friend

I am not exaggerating this:

I created a new hostname in DNS, then added it to my existing webserver config.

It was online for 3 seconds -- 3! -- before getting a 404 request for `/.git/config`.

If you're relying on obscurity to protect your services, get that right out your fool head today. You have about 3 seconds to get your act together.

The moon and the sun are lesbians and they are in love

My treasure

#webcomic #krita #minifantasytheater

This is a (fake) call out post about @kobupy
This kobold had the audacity to give me gift art before I could commission her!
And the gift art is so good and adorable!!!!
Go tell her she's good at art and a wonderful kobold, that'll teach her!

This month's character is a healer doe! She's quite good at healing, but sadly she's afraid of pretty much anything that might cause a need of healing.
The contest is for my Patreon supporters, more info here: https://sta.sh/019igtecvrbj

FYI, Firefox just started scraping a bunch more user interaction data to "help improve the browser" (ie track your behaviour). their current management seems real focused on making the exact same mistakes that are killing all the other tech companies, so make sure you disable that shit:

https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/share-data-mozilla-help-improve-firefox

You might suppose a pirate's favorite programming language is R but nay. 'Tis the C he loves.

Hehe funny dino~

(Art by @tuxedodragon )

theres a thing going around where people just set random variables in their games to 1000 and i think ive caused something terrible to happen #dungeon