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Fever thoughts aka nothing 

Okay I think I'm lucid enough to realize I should take some nyquil and lay down

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Fever thoughts aka nothing, covid, violence, bad 

So, kids, remember, mask up, wash your hands, and take your fuckin vaccines and boosters, lest you be off to see my lady Titania early

not because of the 'vid mind you :blobcatknife:

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Fever thoughts aka nothing, alc, bad 

not that I would. I only figured out that my right nostril was just try and needed recirculated mask air, and if poking it with a stick before then would've made me explode like a death star, that'd be like shooting the thermal exhaust port with another death star

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Fever thoughts aka nothing, alc, bad 

"Hey [sis]!"
'Yeah?'
"Do you think I could disinfect myself by pouring peppermint schnapps up my nostrils?"
'Maybe? At least it'd clear you up'

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Fever thoughts aka nothing, caps 

Gundam puns about vague recollections of lists full of silly puns woo

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Fever thoughts aka nothing, caps 

Make up an eclipse phase character

Mine's Jamitov HIMEM, a pre-fall guy who uploaded himself to his powersuit, which still runs on a Cyrix mIII. A touch slow and longs for "the old days"

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moth moth moth moth

baby baby baby baby

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fever thoughts aka nothing 

My right nostril feels like a giant flashing weak spot, like if someone poked it with a stick I'd spontaneously explode like the death star

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Fever thoughts aka nothing 

Woke up with the sentence "my boyfriend says he's cooking up something, but all I see is him sauteing hot iron nails in a pan"

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Fever thoughts aka nothing 

I feel like a video game protagonist who beat the final boss and spontaneously powered down to nothing for the next fight

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which of these gundam character names are real?

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This game's winner is... The girl reading this!

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realizing that adhd brain literally just means you have to fight scope creep in every single aspect of your life

nothing 

Series of synapses fired to remind me that I was in an IRC roleplay where these dweebs became four lesser horsemen of the apocalypse, each named after a random triviality

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Ancient Greeks: ...and she had the lower body of a serpent, and venomous snakes coiled and hissed from atop her head!
Me: Oh she sounds cute...
Ancient Greeks: What? Uh, no, she was hideous! To gaze upon her face was to perish, turned to stone, life snuffed out in an instant!
Me: Aww no, I'm sure she's pretty as she is. She just needs more confidence.
Ancient Greeks: No! She was an affront to the gods!
Me: Lol me too. Do you have her number?

ph- with a side of ennui 

I wanna code, I wanna draw, I wanna have the energy to do more than cough up a lung in bed

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