Local moth fairy loves lämp, more at 11 @elfi@pixie.town

Sleepy... send lämp

Unrelated to all this, I remain easily distracted by lämp, so leave one lit if you just aren't in the mood for my mischief

But do not EVER sell or slaughter the gifted animal. Do not.

If times are dire and you resist the urge, I will come to your aid as a fellow caretaker

But the scorn of a fae burned is what turns the liminal sunset into the blackest night

Ofc I will still leave them with you because goats have a bad tendency to try and eat my mushroom cottage. But I'll help take care of them!

Also it's just horses, ponies, and I guess mules. Donkeys I am ambivalent on. A cow, goat, sheep, etc. will attract my love and care, and a gift of one will earn you reprieve for my adoration, which tbh is a smarter move than incurring my ire

"But Elfi," you ask, "why are you giving your secrets away?"

And all I will have to answer is, "because insomnia led me to think it was a good idea at the time."

Naturally I am not on good terms with kelpies

A good way to get me to leave and never return is to gift me a horse

I mean on one hand I'm thoroughly banished from the area
On the other you now have to take care of that horse yourself. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

I just realized that to be one of the fae, you have to have an oddly specific weakness

And mine are horses. I will stay well clear if you have or are a horse. Consider yourself safe from mischief... FOR NOW

In bed, cuddling my haj, shitposting at 8 in the morning, and neither of the cats are here to smack my phone out of my hands and stop this madness

Me: *looks at the english language* wait, it's all dental fricatives?

Ketsuban: always has been 🔫

Me: starts making monster puns based on days of the week

Me: freezes on thursday

Me: goes into intense period of thought about what fucker decided it was a good idea to put a dental fricative into the days of the week

moth... fluffy

I wanna hug a moth

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR timeline!

Me: I'm not really into this whole blaseball thing, I think I'll filter it so it isn't clogging up my timeline

Also me: oh god where did my timeline go