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A good way to get me to leave and never return is to gift me a horse

I mean on one hand I'm thoroughly banished from the area
On the other you now have to take care of that horse yourself. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

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I just realized that to be one of the fae, you have to have an oddly specific weakness

And mine are horses. I will stay well clear if you have or are a horse. Consider yourself safe from mischief... FOR NOW

In bed, cuddling my haj, shitposting at 8 in the morning, and neither of the cats are here to smack my phone out of my hands and stop this madness

gun 

Me: *looks at the english language* wait, it's all dental fricatives?

Ketsuban: always has been 🔫

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Me: starts making monster puns based on days of the week

Me: freezes on thursday

Me: goes into intense period of thought about what fucker decided it was a good idea to put a dental fricative into the days of the week

Me: I'm not really into this whole blaseball thing, I think I'll filter it so it isn't clogging up my timeline

Also me: oh god where did my timeline go

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Oh jeez who snuck the bone hurting juice into my water because I drank a lot of it

Fucking barometric pressure shifts

there are three things that will get me moving through the day:

coffee, smooches from @SophicLeech, and lämp

Eye contact, No bits nude drawing 

It's me, shark extraordinaire.

Hey devs, please use semantic html. This is important!

When listing things, use ul/li! When writing things, use p! When adding navigation, use nav! When putting the main part of your website inside a div, use main! Please use h1, h2, h3 for your titles! Don't use table for layout, they are for data!

Screen readers users have shortcuts to jump to all those parts of your website instead of reading it from top to bottom. But it only works with semantic html. So please help them! :tealheart:

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