Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

in case you didn't know, high-fives are gay 🌈🌠

So a few weeks ago I had a job interview that I set an alarm for. My phone didn't charge and died before letting the alarm go. Which would be awful BUT

A CROW

CAWED LOUD ENOUGH

TO WAKE ME UP

And I GOT THE JOB AS WELL

yeah sex is great but have you ever just snuggled up in a giggly little blushy pile with your lovers and cuddled in and enjoyed the quiet and the peace and the comfort

I somehow missed this going through league of extraordinary gentlemen (i know, i know) the first time, but a great tale for entitled audiences everywhere

@elfi Makes me think of Marianne https://slipthroughmovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/strange-magic-trailer_article_story_large.jpeg?w=1012&h=525&crop=1

Kinkily forced to eat healthy food by my gf

Got some Succulent Hogs painted for my tattoo apprenticeship portfolio tonight ✨ 🦔

Big Lad ✨
#mastoCats

Bonus Spooks toot because just look at his face
#mastoCats

My connection is too slow to view my partners selfies

This is enbyphobia and I will not stand for this injustice.

I'm probably violating the #DMCA by telling you this, but...

Office Pro 97 asks for a CD key at install time, right? And there are two blanks? I've found that you can fill in "4190" for the first one, and any seven digits (I use "0000000") for the second one.

I have now done my crime for the day. You're welcome.