Elfi @elfi@pixie.town

A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated and an alien stepped out.

"Greetings, Earthlings! You may recall we landed here not long ago, and asked to meet your leaders."

The alien paused.

"We met the Earthlings you indicated. Very funny. Now, take us to your real leaders."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

“Content Creator” is a title that inadvertently tells on itself. It’s a tacit admission that the nature of the “content“ is meaningless and it exists to fill space. Might as well call yourself “Stuff Maker” or “Thing Doer.”

Someone help this little bug pls ;w;

Celt flute, might delete later.

"we can't have buses cos we live in a city that was designed in medieval times, and the roads are too small."

Dijon: hold my mustard.

Hear me out!!! > Furry shoes <

These shoes have been on preorder for a while, and only 22 orders are needed to launch production.
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(please boost )

#Furry #merch #paws